food and sex thing

gals, how nice of a restaurant dining experience does a date have to provide you to have sex?

a guy took me to a cheap burger joint and then thought i would sleep with him. "dude", i told him, "your hands are already primed from those greasy fries for you to take of business on your own." while at one time when i was young, i remember when i would practically flop for a burger and shake at mcdonalds but now this girl is a woman and a burger and fries no longer opens the gate. to see some action, this restaurant was but a fraction. i like to go to a place with some elegance and grace and be wooed and charmed with wine and escargoes. some chilean bass and you'll definately be seeing some ass. finish the meal of with some mouse' and that might not be the only chocolate you'll be seeing that night.

so how do you gals out there do the food and sex thing and guys, what do you expect from the type of meal and dining experience you provide?

 

I spread for Quiznos.

:1eye:

 

It takes a lot more to get into my pants than just taking me out to a nice restaurant. :tongue:

 

sold. Pick ya up at 3.

 

it takes much more than taking me out to eat to get me to grant sexual favors

 

I guess you could seduce me with some really good sushi... but I'll probably be too full afterwards to do anything.

But man... I can't believe that some people actually expect something physical out of a dinner date.

 

if a lady makes me some homemade cookies, i'm all theirs

 

gotta eat me out first

 

Taco Bell drive thru has worked before.

 

I require at least two different types of lobster first. And some crabs.

 

mmmm take out at home :tongue:

 

i'm a woman and therefore i expect to cook the meal...i mean if i don't have control of my kitchen what do i have?
then if he treats me right..ya know "a firm slap to the ass shows a job well done"... than ya i'd of course show my appreciation to him by spreading my legs

 

Have my love child.

 

so dinner tonight, around 8?

hahahah

 

what would ya like fitzy?
and sure stinkfoot i would love to have your love child

 

There fitzy- you're going to have to wait... indian~summer and I will be doing some "cooking" before she makes your meal.

 

I got a handy in the drive thru at Jack in the Box (pun absolutely intended)

 

chicken and a spinach salad

 

I do feel more like sex after a good meal.

Or a bad meal. Or at least not starving.

 

A decent meal does help move things along... sorta brings the term "dessert" into focus.