Award for "The Biggest Idiot"

oh, thank god. i was afraid i was nominated.

 

Who would nominate you? And if you were nominated, it would be a nightmare trying to research it. For one thing, you make well over 20 posts a day. That makes it really hard for me to go back and research all of your posts. The ones which aren't just conversational show you have pretty good reasoning skills (the porn/boobs thread for instance – your David example is evidence of great critical thinking skills). No, anyone would be a fool to nominate you.

I have enough decent candidates, now to award a gold, silver and bronze, but that's where the field ends. It doesn't seem right to give the awards with so little competition. Next week, if no one else gets sponsored, I may have no choice. But after that, I think I'll just do my own research and nominations and we'll have a bi-weekly idiot here in our little hippie village. Just one award every two weeks, though, this medal stuff is great every four years or so, but it's thankless and exhausting work.

Monday I'll post results for the medals. Then I'll give a bi-weekly "village idiot" award from that point on. I enjoy doing this, but not so much that I want to spend all my time online tracking down examples of bad info and faulty reasoning in the forums. That kind of thing is bound to make me a very dull know1nozme.

 

Check out forum member's, OSF and The_Mad_Buster.

 

peaceful "fucking shut up already before I ram your keyboard down your throat" jeffrey

 

I will vote for TenCentArcade. And this is why.

1) TenCentArcade is WAY too conceeded for the look he has.
2) TenCentrArcade gets mad when someone says he's not cute, which is totally funny as all hell...
3) TenCentArcade trys to put other people down.
4) TenCentArcade makes other usernames like a immature kid. oops, forgot, he still is one. 16 years old.
5) TenCentArcade calls himself the hip forums whore?!?!? WTF are you smoking dude!!! You are 16 years old you "IDIOT" You have to PAY YOUR DUES to be able to call yourself that. Hit it back up when you aer my age or older, then we'll talk about your little precious title you don't even have yet.
6) I guess you aren't that good for sex man, because all them ladies only haev to pay 10 Cents to play your arcade. Wow, pathetic, and cheap.
7) TenCentArcade is skiny as a mofo. Seen your pics in the hottest guy hip forum member, and holy crap dude, WORK THE HELL OUT!! It's like I can wear you around my legs thats how skinny you are.
8) Final and Last one. YOUR AN IDIOT.

Ok those are my reasons.

 

What is your problem seriously...
It seems to me that you are jealous of Eliot...
and I am tired of you saying shit about him...
I mean look at all you wrote, about someone whom ya dont know and thats on the INTERNET...can we say "crazy" I think we can...
Ya might want to go purchase "a life" cause we all know that you dont have one and desperately need one...

 

He probably keeps pictures of tencent by his bed and cries himself to sleep.

 

i nominate rockstock/tencent! WOOOO!

 

I will vote for Rockstock2004. And this is why.

1) Rockstock2004 is WAY too conceited for the look he has.
2) Rockstock2004 gets mad when someone says he's not cute, which is totally funny as all hell...
3) Rockstock2004 tries to act intelligent even though he can't even spell the words "concieted", "tries", "you're" (you are), and "skinny".
4) Rockstock2004 acts like an immature kid. Oops, forgot, he still is one. Twenty years old.
5) Rockstock2004 calls himself the hip forums cutie-pie?!?!? WTF are you smoking dude!!! You are 20 years old you "IDIOT" You have to PAY YOUR DUES to be able to call yourself that.
6) I guess you aren't that good for sex man, because all them ladies are ignoring you completely. Wow, pathetic, and ugly.
7) Rockstock2004 is homely as a mofo. Saw your pics in the hottest guy hip forum member, and holy crap dude, use PROACTIVE (acne medicine)!! It's like I can connect the dots on your face that is how nasty you are.
8) Final and Last one. YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

Ok those are my reasons.

(On a side note, I am not usually this dispicable, but this is getting ridiculous, I am in a "mood", and I am sick of your shit around here. Just drop the fucking competition. You're never going to win. Oh, and Eliot didn't "call himself" the Hip Forums Whore...he was AWARDED that title because of his hard work and perseverance...lol) Eliot, you can pay me later

 

lol i got a life mystical yo.

I don't sit around at home, and do nothing all day, and drink and smoke pot. That aint no damn life. I do.

Modeling
Tornado Research, including Tornado Chasing.
Write Books, which get published!
Write Poems, which get published!
Take photographs of nature, which are published!
Own a Research Team, Company.
Have lots of money.
Have a great car, and house.
Do astronomy at night.
Search for new asteroids, and comets, potential to hit the earth in their orbit lifetime.
Invent useful machines for the future.
Drum in my Band "Mesocyclone", we are being signed next year, mainly because I already know many producers from my modeling.
Hmm I have no life? Seems like I very much well have one!

JEALOUS OF ELIOT!~?!?!? Holy Crap, that's the least person i'd be jealous over. Looks like a train ran him over, and asskick material he is, meaning, if I saw him on the street, and he tried talking crap to me, I would knock his flat ass to the ground. So jealous isn't the word. Laughing at him EVERYDAY is the word you are looking for...

Ah what a life I have! Looks! Smarts! a Future, which most here DON'T have! A BIG HOUSE, a SPORTS CAR, alot of MONEY, ah what a life I lead,lol, and you say I have no life. There are people that would kill to have a life i'm living! I started at this age, actually 16 because, I wanted to be someone! Not just sit around and play music, and smoke pot, and drink beer all day.

 

DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER


i hearby nominate you as hipforums biggest idiot. medal achieved.
by the way, Eliot is God.

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

what in god's name are you doing POSTING ON THE HIPPIE FORUMS THEN, YOU FOOL??? aaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

 

All I can say is you have so so so much to learn and A LOT of growing up to do...
And give me a break, you act as though you are better than anyone, and that is so funny cause thats so not true. You are so materialistic that I feel so sorry for you...
I can promise you that Eliot will be much more farther in life than you when he is 20. Why do you insist on thinking you are better than everyone..
And you modeling...that is for me to laugh at
Its so obvious that you are jealous of Eliot...so please cut the shit..
Anywhoo I hope one day you realize that life isnt about looks, money, and a sports cars, and I can guarentee that you have a rude awakening coming up dear...

 

Do ya ever get that feeling like ya just "don't belong"!?

 

rockstock, if indeed he is for real, wins my vote. though how can anyone that lame be for real? it's like he's trying to be totally lame.

 

lol I came to this post to nominate rockstock too.
and if hes so busy then how the hell does he have time to come on the hipforums and fight about how much better he is than everyone else? why is he even on the hipforums? being such a big sucessful business man *rolls eyes* you'd think all his little modeling buddies and him would be hanging out or he'd be "writing" or "researching" more. He needs to get off the net, out of his dumb little fantasy world and get a real life...

 

haha he probably models for Mad Magazine

 

yea i think your right... I think they do a strip on his life... that loser pimple faced geek kid w/ the fat hoe mom and the drunk dad?

 

Alright, the research is finished and the results are in. Of those nominated for “Biggest Idiot,” I was able to narrow the field to four major contenders: peacefuljeffrey, The_Mad_Buster, bandit28, and Rockstock2004.

peacefuljeffrey: Numerous examples of pettiness (passing judgment for spelling errors or lifestyle differences); provocative grand over-generalizations (grouping people with statements such as “you people”); Fallacious statements (especially in the “I know you are but what am I?” category); mudslinging; common use of undocumented sources as “evidence”; combative goading sans point (fighting words for no reason); “calling the kettle black”; intentional ignorance of bald facts; use of spurious sites to back up arguments; outright bad info

bandit28: fallacious arguments; clinging to a single, unverified source over all other options; ad homonym attacks; use of spurious sites to back up statements

The_Mad_Buster spews hatred in all directions, but has no pretensions about trying to convince others that he is right, he simply doesn’t care. This is the biggest troll nominated and it is on his extraordinary talent at infuriating others (thus making it harder for them to remain cool enough to present a strong and rational argument – which seems to be the great talent and purpose of trolls), and his complete unwillingness (or inability) to process information by which I can judge him in this competition. That, however, is considerable.

Rockstock2004: normally the type of egotistical drivel which this person posts wouldn’t put him in competition. Many people who post here have big egos (myself included). Being argumentative over extremely shallow points (who’s better looking, etc.) isn’t grounds for “idiot” competition because it’s an aesthetic concern (a matter of opinion) which can’t be solved by rational argument. However, I’m forced to give bonus points for poor reasoning skills presented right in the idiot thread – 7 of 8 statements being fallacious statements toward the argument, and the 8th statement being unsupported. In the second argument, concerning who has a life, I find no evidence to support the claim of tencent not having one; only opinion. Evidence presented of personal life irrelevant by hip-net standards.

Of the other nominees, I find that there isn’t enough evidence of actual idiocy as defined at the beginning of this thread, for me to consider them seriously. Only OSF had any real possibility to be considered, and that largely due to the types of discussions he engaged in (exactly the type I am attempting to keep an eye on). However, OSF is argumentative and isn’t always right, but his arguments are relatively well constructed. I can flow chart his attempts at reasoning and I must conclude that he is at least trying to be a rational and intelligent contributor to discussion (regardless of whether I agree with him or not).

So, having given this a great deal of careful consideration, I am proud to announce the medalists in our competition:

The Bronze Medal goes to bandit28 [bandit28 seemed congenial enough and confined his work to a single arena, the Christianity forum, which worked against him in the overall, however his repeated attempts to convince those he engaged in discussion with to lay aside all other sources of information in favor of his single most favored and least verifiable source finally got him into the medals]

The Silver Medal goes to peacefuljeffrey [peacefuljeffrey was something of a surprise as so many of his posts were completely non-combative, however his pettiness concerning the opinions of those he engaged in discussion with eventually turned the trick for him, edging out even the nominated fundamentalist to win the silver]

The Gold Medal goes to The_Mad_Buster [winning by a large margin, his performance is a credit to trolls everywhere]

Congratulations to everyone!

On a quick sidenote: Condolences to Rockstock2004. You had a late start in the competition, however when you finally decided to really go for it, you did it with gusto. Unfortunately, it was too little, too late. The pattern you have established with the posts of the last few days, though shows that if you really make an effort, you may be able to get one of the upcoming “village idiot” awards in the near future. Don’t get discouraged, you’ve shown talent.

 

"On a quick sidenote: Condolences to Rockstock2004. You had a late start in the competition, however when you finally decided to really go for it, you did it with gusto."


lmfao.