Okay, so this isn't exactly a "busted" post, but I thought it was funny. I went to the next closest town (an hour and a half) with my mom and roommate today. We went to the mall (which is fairly small) and the roommate and I went outside one of the side-front entrances to smoke a joint. While we were smoking, these two people came out and the guy kept looking at me (because my roommate was facing me, so his back was to the people)... they were probably in their early 50's. Then, they turned around and went back into the mall. Fitz (roommate) and I made it to a shop where we were looking at bongs. Right there in front of the glass bong case, in comes a security dude. "Some poeple complained you were smoking in front of the entrance, and if you have to do it, don't do it so close to the doors... er, um, actually, you shouldn't do it at all here because this is private property." My roommate just kinda stared and I stood there going "Uh huh. Okay. Yep. Sure thing. Won't smoke weed ever again, never." He sure didn't seem to care. And then I bought a small pyrex bong, and the lady went "Just don't smoke anything out of it..." And then I went "I just can't figure out how he actually tracked us down" and we all giggled. My roommate and I are both heavily visibly pierced and pretty easy to pick out of a crowd, haha. At least the security dude was cool about it.
Unfortunately, we don't have a digital camera... but it's just a small basic clear pyrex bong. Nothing incredibly exciting. We're all about function over fashion, heh. But yeah, the security guard was cool. He seemed like he REALLY didn't give a shit, just doing his job, y'know. We're not stupid, we know how to stay out of real trouble, never been in trouble with any cops or anything. I guess it's just that, in our town, you can smoke ANYWHERE. Nobody says shit and if they do, they'll say it right to you and just ask that you go somewhere a bit more secluded... parks and whatnot.
Haha, well, I'm in Canadaland so they're nice about it here. I'm just from a town where you can smoke pretty much ANYWHERE, so we stepped outside to smoke... guess people in that town are a bit more bitchy about it. The security dude looked like he REALLY didn't care, though, haha. He was probably just like "Fuck, I wanna go home and get stoned. I'm sick of listening to old people bitch about young people all day." On the lighter side, the bong that I bought is awesome. Well, it's pretty plain-looking. But it smokes super smooth. And I got home and my husband had hash waiting for me. Woohoo.
