psychoanalyze the poster above you

is timeless on analog cock

 

Doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground

 

Pees standing up.

 

pees sitting down.

 

Drinks from toilet.

 

Oh yeah?

Believes in Jesus (this could get ugly, folks...)

 

Secretly wishes he were a siamese twin- via elective surgery.

 

has an angry monkey in the closet

 

His name is really Ryan and he works at an auto parts store

 

Secretly harbours sexual feelings for members of his family.

 

Only 1, my twin sister, and its not really a secret :tongue:

 

Thats porno material.

 

She's beautiful too

 

I'm masturbating.

 

^^^

Engages in rampant online pedophilia. FACT.

 

^^^^^ eats poop. And likes it. And tells everyone all about it. But doesn't have a damn clue why. Possibly gay. Also might be into anal sex with penguins.

 

I'd have to catch a 13 hour plane flight to the USA and even then I wouldn't be granted a visa on the premise that i am some sort of fat feminist anarchist bent on global leftist revolution. You have insulted my honour.