Marijuana-related Injuries

i did that too once, only i landed in a matress museum.

 

i burnt my lip on a blunt roach yesterday. yea an it sucks. hopefully i'll do it again this weekend.

 

One time when I was going to smoke some pot, I was looking for a spot to smoke and it was really cold outside. So me and my buddy found this old building and went to climb through the window, when i was about half way through the window broke and I cut my hand on the glass and was bleeding everywhere. yah some gay shit.

 

hmm... i cut my finger pretty bad on some random piece of metal or something sharp at our usual spot. i didnt feel it, it was one of those "Hey, I'm bleeding" moments.

another time, my friend put out a smoldering piece of cardboard on my arm, and thats how i got this scar. ill never forget that kid.

also my friend tried to eat a burning cheese curl... didnt work.

 

ive never had any injuries myself, but my friend broke his toe by kicking a weight that was sitting on the floor of my room when we were high on firecrackers

and the same person also stepped on a piece of glass outside and he lifted his foot up and it was stuck way into his foot. he just pulled it out and it was gushing blood.

 

your friend sounds dumb^

 

got stung by a bee on my toe once after a smoke

 

Oo I was working and we had smoked a blunt outside of my work, about 10 min later I had to take the trash out. I thought I had stepped on a rock and it got caught in my shoe....and when I got inside it kept buggin me. So I went to take off my shoe and I had a nail that went straight threw my foot and there was blood all over in my shoe, not to mention the nail was by a garbage area which was rusty as hell....gotta love them tencious shots.

 

^^ HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

 

One time, I got stoned with my dog (the one I used to have, about 2 years ago now) and we went for a walk. I stepped on something and didn't think anything of it, just thought it was a small thorn or something. Walked further, and I could still feel it in my foot. So eventually, I stopped to check, and I had stepped on a pretty big piece of glass.
I blame this on walking barefoot and having leathery feet, not on being stoned. I really couldn't feel it THAT much.
So, I had left a small splotchy trail of blood behind me. My dog tried to lick my foot while I tried to dig the glass out. And then I stuck it in dust (EVERYTHING is dusty here during the dry seasons) and kept on going, haha.

 

Well I stubbed my toe when I was stoned earlier today. Probably the worst injury I ever experienced was during my first week at college. I was blazed and about 12 beers deep to boot and I jumped down half a flight of stairs on my way to go get more mixers for the girls in my room. Well I landed sideways on my right foot, which then proceeded to roll completely upside down. I really didn't even mind too much at first but when I woke up in the morning I discovered that putting any weight at all on my ankle led to excruciating pain. Moral of the story, when you're crunked and the vending machines are 3 floors away, make the girls get their own mixers.

Or if you feel like bein a nice guy just don't jump down the stairs.

 

I was blazed I slid on one of my dogs toys, I didn't notice it, and fell down about 14 stairs in my house, but didn't break anything, didn't even bruise, and I laughed the entire way down. Luckily my parents weren't home and it was just me and a couple friends.