when and how will you die?

At age 67 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.



hardcore.

 

At age 61 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

 

Hahaha!

At age 28 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

 

At age 48 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

acually makes sense. or maybe I dreamed my death too.

 

"At age 42 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya."

Sounds exciting! And I get to die young!

 

"At age 43 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved."

yep

 

for me it just said I would die at age 52 and nothing else. Oh well, I think my prediction of age 28, face down in a gutter is more accurate.

 

Nvm, just did it again and it said at age 64 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

mine siad that at age 21 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded. wow lol

 

At age 51 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Eh.

 

At age 79 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.


that's fuct up. . . i hate politics

 

Rachel: At age 25 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

 

At age 51 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.


lol well its better than a horrible death

 

at 45 friends will urge me to test the dont wizz on the electric fence theory. i discover it kills
i will die at 37 chokin on a piece of steak..
@ 48 ill b blown up by th epyrotechnics rigger @ one of my "still not dead" concerts
@ 47 death from blender wounds tryin to make 16th magarita of the day (at 3pm)
@ 67 die fighting the INterplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars..
at 68 ill be trampled by a mob of rabid ppl @ openin of Xmen 17

so lame man

 

YAY!!! mine is soooooooo dumb. can anyone say Faces of Death video # 45


At age 37 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

 

Franco: At age 61 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

SWEET!!!

 

casey: At age 25 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

I always planned to go on a crime spree at the age of like 45 when I need something new and exciting to do...but hey, whatever. Being thrown out as a mist is okay too, I guess.

 

Brie: At age 68 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

 

At age 54 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

 

Jayson: At age 39 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.