the most badass utensil known to mankind

tongs

 

It cannot be as badass as the fondue fork.

 

ah shit, you got me there.

 

no way man.. sporks!

 

I conccur

 

The spork was invented in my town. They were first distributed to KFC in the 70s.

 

I'm for tongs.

And... I thought you were finished with describing things as "badass."

oh well.

 

I did too, I just didn't want to say it...

 

Do you have on your welcome sign in your town
Somewhere in Virginia
''Birthplace of the spork ''

 

I vote for the spork. If only they made like nice metal versions of the spork, I'd defintaely persuade my family to convert and get rid of spoons and forks.

 

I just used tongs! Didn't really think about it until I had them in my hand... had a "hmmm" look on my face, and then this thread came back to me!

I flipped some winners over a fire! Yes! Burrrrn!

 

haha i wish they made nice metal versions. it would take up less room than having spoons AND forks. you could just have sporks!!

 

Yeah, and you'd never have to look for a teaspoon when all you have are tablespoons and forks or vice versa.

 

Chopsticks are my personal favourite.

 

The pint glass is also pretty damn cool. You can usually drop them and they won't break...

Also.... the guinness draught can with the uh... little widget thing in the bottom. Those are kickass too.

I see them as utensils.

 

I vote for sporks. If I cooked more I would have to go with tongs.

 

I have never experienced the spork.

 

You should. You should experience it here, where it was invented.

 

oh shut up.

 

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whaaaa???

ps lovin the sig pic meg...simply lovin it. I'm diggin it, groovin with it