ever pooped somewhere that wasnt a toilet

have ya?

 

i think the question is, have you?

 

my diapers =D

 

umm who hasnt.. we were all babies once right? they poop everywhere..

but even if u exclude that.;.. & only include adult life..
yacant always do the same ol thing the same ol way everytime
sooner or later ya just gonna drop 1 in the middle of the street just to break up the monotomy

 

I havent but I have been known to pee in random places...........................

 

obviously you've never been camping??

 

I hope that it's not during 5:00 rush hour in the middle of traffic.

 

well yeah, if your camping somewhere other than a campground or your hiking in the mountains... well you gotta do what you gotta do. its actually quite comfortable to shit in the woods in my opinion and you get quite a sense of satisfaction out of it. like, "i dont need no plumbing and big fancy toilet to take a shit! i can do it anywhere i please and no one can stop me!". at least thats what i think....

 

I would also just like to point out that in my province of Saskatchewan, it is entirely possible to drive 4 hours on the highway going 65 mph and not encounter a town or city or a public toilet of any kind. This is why we all carry toilet paper, tissues or baby wipes in our cars.

 

Yeah, in the woods. And for toilet paper? Leaves. Poison Ivy! :O
No, but that would have been funny, in a painful way.

 

Not a lot of trees in Saskatchewan... lol. Imagine a large barren landscape full of farmers drinking bad coffee.

 

That image made me want to poop in my chair. Or something.

 

At work sometimes when we are in new houses without plumbing and there isnt a porta-potty around, I go to the basement and dump in a cardboard box, then throw it in the dumpster. It kinda sucks, but its better than holding it.

 

haha..when we were kids,we were out fishing & my buddy mike accidentally wiped with poison ivy.couldnt stop scratchin his ass & balls for like 2 weeks.as for me,Ive done construction long enough,it didnt take me long to start keepin a roll of tp in my truck just in case I gotta run off in the woods

 

Yeah, right in the middle of wedding. I went up to the alter and took a giant dump right on top of it, just to see how everybody would react... just kidding.

 

hahaha one time I was waiting for weed, the only place near me with a toilet was the hospital across a small bridge, well right as I got to the bridge it was either go under and shit or shit my pants, I made a wise decision and shit under the bridge. still better than havin messy underwear. which reminds me of a kid who wore adult diapers....cuz hed shit himself.

 

I shat in the bushes walkin home from a the pub one night!
Had to was desperate and too far from home!! lol