Who wants to be on my buddy list?

I will ROCK your world. I have lovely perky size C breasts and if I can add you, I will send you a photo.

Disclaimer: I may be joking.

 

hahahaha umm k

 

I need desperate pervs vying for my attention just as much as the next girl.

 

I'm actually here to make enemies.

 

I'm always game to be a desperate perv. Even though I'm a chick...and...uh...don't generally perv on girls...

 

have you got a gay friend on here yet, cause every girl needs one of those
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*nods* He's right you know. I had two in high school, but gave one away to charity. The other is around if I ever need fashion advice. And that's always handy!

 

I think with a name like 'flowery moo moo' she will need about 5 gay friends
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And possibly a subscription to Cosmo.

 

Unfortunatly, I've always had a hunch Samhains all about the pussy.

Mostly because he must dress blindfolded in Bill Cosbys closet.

 

i hope you gave a lesbian away to charity too
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I'm running a charity for lesbians.

 

The only lesbian I've been friends with dumped her girlfriend and decided to try guys again...I think she's a little confused about the term lesbian.

 

has anyone ever told you, you look a bit like that girl from Dawsons Creek?
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Katie Holmes! HAHAHAHA. I laugh because Tom Cruise is the celebrity I'd most like to punch in the nose.

 

so do people say that?
yes and I hate tom cruise with a vengance
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I actually think you look alot like Christina Ricci.

Or maybe if Christina Ricci and Katie Holmes mated.

 

yeah she does
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Damn quitter!

 

manatee girl won't you come out tonight
come out tonight, come out tonight
manatee girl won't you come out tonight
and dance by the light of the mooooooooooon

(sea cows=manatees. of course one can also see cows without getting close to an ocean. gumdrops are cute).

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