How many..

How many biscuits in one day are too many biscuits?
Ive been eating and drinking all day (my last week at work=license to be tipsy) and its come to my attention that maybe ive eaten maybe too many

whats the recommended daily allowance for biscuits?
theres one for fruit..shoulld be one for biscuits

 

As a general rule i would say place your biscuit packet next to your cup.. The top of your cup being how many biscuits from the pack you can eat.. then no more.. so if you have wafer thin biscuits like say nice biscuits you can have more than say Bourbons ...

 

argh in that case ive overdosed on biscuits
what do i do to solve this?!?

 

If they are plain biscuits, don't worry. They are Good For You.

If they are chocolate biscuits, go for a walk. That should help get rid of some energy.

If they are heroin biscuits, seek medical advice. Luckily, these don't exist. Yet.

If they are Hob-Nobs, eat more. Mmm Hob-Nobs.

And finally, if they are the Four Biscuits of the Apocalypse...Famine Biscuits, Pestilence Biscuits, War Biscuits or Death Biscuits...I dunno. Have a cup of tea or something, and make me one while you're there.

 

Biscuits!

 

You'll get fat(ter)....

 

It's been a year and a half. Where's my bastard cup of tea?

 

That is you isn't it, how surreal. How?
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You can never have too many biscuits...especially not too many chocolate hobnobs

 

mmmm i adore chocolate hobnobs.

 

They're well tasty

 

Have you tried McVities caramel chocolate digestives? I’ll happily make myself ill on ‘em

 

Yeah, they're pretty good, but I have to admit that Chocolate Hobnobs are The Don!

 

I was SO confused the first time I tried one, because I didn't realise it was a caramel one.

In fact, it reminds me of the time I had this toffee ice cream...I must have been around nine years old. It was delicious, but had all these lumps in it! I left 'em on the side and took my plate downstairs to my mum.
"That was nice mum, but why does it have all these bits in?"
"What, those pieces of toffee?"
"um oops lol"

 

this thread scared me as i havnt eaten biscuits in weeks and i thought id been eating them and then posting about it in my sleep...
im also now a lazy student so dont understand this 'work' malarky.

new question... how many choc ices are too many choc ices?

 

choc ices are rank..... I'd stick to biscuits

 

I love choc ices. The really cheap supermarket savers ones especially. No fancy packaging, just pure unadulterated piss weak icecream in piss weak chocolate. Yum yum! One or two at a time probably....

 

cadbury's fingers...mmmm, i live in france and theyre the only cadburys chocolate product that seems to exist over here so naturally i get through at least a pack a day

 

cadbury's fingers are so good

 

cheeky bastard

who cares anyway? we all love biscuits... let's have a biscuit fan club! we'll eat biscuits on the moon lmao :lol: haha wheeeeee........! *splat*