Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, 'cause Jill's a pre-op tranny.
LMFAO Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water; Poor old Jill forgot the pill and now she's got a daughter
Jack and Jill went to the dairy [ooo ahhh ooo oo ahhh] Jack got out his Big and Hairy [Ooo ahhh ooo oo ahhh] Jill said "Oooo what a Whopper" Let's go home and do it proper
Of course there's always: Jack & Jill went up the hill Riding on an elephant Jill came down to help Jack off the Elephant
jack and jill went up the hill to get away from everyone so they could fuckin chill and take some pill jill came down with half a crown and jack with a bottle of newcastle brown then proceeded to go into town for a bevy and discuss the days events ...........so how was it for you jill said jack with his hump on his back....... jill said cool how about you jack.......jack said wish i would av taken me fuckin mac and when i get in work tmorrow that cunts gonna give me the sack