I was recently caught by my parents smoking weed in the house. Now, they give me random drug tests, making it very difficult to smoke. Has anyone had and solved this problem? I want to continue smoking soon, so any help would be greatly appreciated.
try carrying a little bottle of bleach with you and when they make you piss in that cup, put a drop of bleach in there. I've heared that works with the home tests, but im not entirely sure. DONT try that if you are getting a drug test by an actualy doctor or anything.
You're 32 kick them out of your house! Well in case you are 15. Which test? The ole test strip method - Unless they are in there watching you take a leak - dilute the piss (pardon the pun) out of it. I have heard that visine might work and (as above) a lil bleach. Bill
I thought visine you put in your eyes to get the red to go away? Well I guess "There's a visene for that" too! lol.
Shit man, I forgot about my age. Now that post sounds sounds really stupid. Yeah, I am a lot younger, but regardless of my age, I still have a problem. My parents are using a urine test at home. Last time they tested me, they watched me with my back turned to them. I'm trying to avoid having to just accept it and wait until I'm older. But I guess if I end up having to, then I have to.
tape a lil bottle of bleach to your leg or stick in in your pants and when you turn around carefully open it and put a drop into the piss cup. Try to use something like an eyedropper if you can, you dont wanna get bleach all over your "Stuff" if ya get my drift
is the sin of lying about your age any different the sin of omitting your age? Or did you feel people here don't take 14 year olds seriously?
I don't think people take younger people seriously. I've talked to older people on other weed forums, and they just told me to leave without even attempting to answer my question. Does putting bleach in your piss actually work? Has anyone tried it?
I havent tried it (probably will have to in the near future) but other people on the forum have and it worked for them.
Im not entirely sure about the bleach thing, but what i've been told is that it should work on a HOME piss test. Don't even think about putting a drop of bleach into a piss test at the Doctor.
No dude! Even I wouldn't put bleach in a test by a doctor. The only problem though, is actually putting the bleach in the piss. As I said, my parents are watching my back from about 2 or 3 feet away. Do you think I would be able to put it in without them noticing?
Get a bottle of any kind of eyedrops(it has a tiny tip that will only put out a drop) and fill that up with some bleach. Tape it upside down to your leg if you think that you are going to get tested. and when you turn around unscrew it, piss in the cup and squeeze out a drop of bleach from the eye drop bottle, and screw the cap back on. and try to swirl the cup a little bit to get it to move through all the piss. Hope that was a little helpful to you. Good luck
Since it's their home and they only want what's best for you, I'd say quit for a while. Unless you want them to not give a shit about you, appreciate the fact they care enough to try to keep you responsible. You are young as shit. Wait till you can be more responsible to be a full time smoker...I did and am so grateful for it. Geez, when did I become a mom. Damn.
this is useful. i dont think my parents would watch me so i think it'd be a little easier for me to do the bleach thing.. i'm guessing you'd have to put a lot? not a WHOLE lot but more to be on the safe side...
Tips how to clean pee: A cap full of bleach. A couple of drops of visine. Drink a cup of straight vinegar. Get a detox drink. Stop smoking 24 hours before using it and drink 2 to 4 hours before you test. Niacin helps clear urine fast if you take it daily....but some tests look for it. Echinacea works wonders if you take it daily....but some tests look for it.
Well, my tests are random, so I woudn't be able to take the detox and such just before my test. However, if I find that bleach does work, I'll just tape a bottle of it to my leg and wear it there all the time. Before I try it on myself though, I'm going to test it on a friend. I'll have hime smoke, piss in the cup and add bleach, and see if it comes out negative. If my friend is about the same build as I, and has about the same fast metabolism, do you think if bleach works for him, it'll work for me? How much bleach would I need to add?
It ought to, but there are slight differences in individual metabolisms which could lead to a positive test for you. If it is just a home test, I'd guess about 1/2 a CAP of bleach which isn't that much really, probaly even less. buy a couple home test kits from Walgreens (walmart etc) and try them on you and your buddy. With and without bleach to get an idea of where you stand. No reason to bleach and trigger some shit where it says to send it off to a nat'l lab
