I am being Taken to Court...

my Day is Getting better and better...

When the College kicked me Out...They Still Wanted the £304 College Fees...

Now They are taking me to Court for £314.36...

Plus...

Court Fee £50.00

Solicitor's Costs £50.00

making a Total of £414.36

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just Going to Have to Go to Prison or Something...Because I Do Not Have the money...

Plus I am Needing to Give Whatever money I Do Have to my mother towards Phone Bill...When it Arrives...

 

well, good luck.... sucks that it's happening.... but good luck anyway...

 

they are taking you to court for that small amount of money? Kind of wasteful on their part.

Too bad in england you can go to prison for debt...one of the overlooked good things about the US I guess

borrow the money and pay them off

 

You are so not going to prison. :roll:

 

So true in the UK the Debtor's Act of 1869 abolished imprisonment for debt (according to Wikipedia)

The same Wikipedia who just last week admitted to making numerous mistakes on their website :leaving:



Hotwater

 

I've been to court before, the judge throws razor blades at you if he/she doesn't like you. And he sits in his robes and farts in it. Its gross.

 

10 years on bread and water.

 

they give water now? I thought you had to drink your pee...

 

I'd suggest bribing the judge but since you're destitute...

 

judges always accept sex as a bribe.

 

Good point... in fact sex acts should replace money as a medium of exchange and the world economy should be a barter based system that relies on sex acts-- although that might cause traffic to be tied up at toll booths.

Imagine being a teller officer in such a system!

 

I Guess Pretending Not to Exist Doesn't Work...

maybe if I Pretended to be my mother...And told Them I Have Left Home...To Norway...

 

I think heinous crimes should start being punished by heinous sex acts, the exact opposite of what the criminal is accused of.

 

You need help to pull that off.

 

why did you get kicked out

our system here means you never have to pay your uni fees if you dont make any money. but then you'll be poor forever...

 

it's cause you have clothes on...in order to truly not exist you must shed all of your clothes

 

damn, you have all the right answers. And the sexy ones too.

 

Oh...

I was Failing at the Course...So I was told I Had been Dropped Off...

 

you couldn't arrange a reasonable payment plan?

 

I Have been Pretending Not to Exist...