well.. i didnt quite know where i could post this type of question but i guess here should do. well me and my missus haven't/had sex in her terms is we both have oragasms durin sex but his been in there now and then. um my question is that we pretty much jus have dry sex which is ok with me bout she gets pain after goin at it awhile n stingin pain wen goin to the loo for a week or so. and we gotta wait till she recovers from it.. any1 one getting that problem? also wen havin oral n i play w/ her sometimes she bleeds she gets her pms like every few mths which is normal in her family would that be the cause? so everytime we have something goin she kinda gets a pain down there for a week or two. just wondering if anyone know anything to help us or adive be much appreciated =] thx
I had dry sex once, in the desert. It was so dry I kept thinking about going to an oasis, and I thought I saw one, so I ran toward it screaming COWABUNGA!!! and did a nose dive into it but it turned out to be mirage, and I got sand in my mouth. But when I looked up, there was a beautiful woman standing partially clothed before me. She said "Make love to me. Now." and stripped off her meager robes to reveal the curvaceous, supple figure of a practical goddess. Thinking she was another mirage, I just walked away. I don't let myself get fooled twice. Oh yeah, the sex part. Well on another trip to the desert I brought my girlfriend/prostitute with me and had sex with her in the dunes all night. It was very, very dry and she got a lot of sand in her pussy. I felt kinda bad for her, but I just kept going until I came and man was it AWESOME. Then I paid her $200 fee and left her there, all alone, in the desert. Hah, that'll teach the bitch to charge for sex.
I like my martinis like I like my pussy. Dry and bitter, with a sour zing of lemon. I am the new James Bond.
I think the guy means dry HUMPING. You know, with clothes on or just humping without being inside? That's why he said he has been inside now and then, but she doesn't actually consider that they've "had sex". First thing dude.....if she's hurting you may be being too rough or she might not be wet enough. Remember when you're just rubbing against each other as opposed to actual intercourse the skin can rub and hurt. So maybe use lube or do more foreplay. As for the bleeding when you're giving her oral sex...you said she gets her "PMS" every few months. Did you mean her PERIOD? PMS is pre-menstrual syndrome, usually when a woman is moody or has cramps a few days before her period...not actual bleeding. If she gets her period when you give her oral sex, it sounds like the period is being actually set off by that which is a little odd. Maybe a trip to the doctor is in order for her to check that out and possibly also the pain if you think you're not being too rough and she is wet enough. But don't keep just going at it if it hurts her because she will hate it and that's just awful. Putting up with sex sucks. Or, you could always try actual fucking (unless you have a good reason not to!!) ;-)
