Chillaxin'

What things do you do to chillax then?

 

Thanks for the suggestions, I've decided on beer

 

Scratch that - cognac

 

I drink absinthe from the bottle and throw rocks at schoolchildren

 

Yay! Thanks, I'll give it a go in the morning

 

Remember that vodka on your cornflakes can be a tasty snack to go with that absinthe

 

I've just started to play snooker. I hit the green occasionally .... I've also found that setting up snares and trip wires in busy cities is very theraputic!

 

You do have something against the english language don't you, change meanings of words, make them up, what next, stop using vowels ?

far to much to do to either chill or relax, busy, busy, busy
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What things do I do to chillax to the max?

Sit on my fat lazy arse and do as little as possible.

 

chillaxin sounds like a fuckin face cream or nobby stiles ointment man