Best Film Quotes

"I got two words for you... 'Learn to fuckin' type'." - Mr. Pink .. Reservoir Dogs


"Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm?" - Jill Layton .. Brazil

 

"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day"

Philosophical to have profound meaning and ambiguous enough to mean what you want, to a point. So long its only twice a day, ooooerrr misses!!!

OK, it's from Withnail and I. Yeah, one of fuckin' films you must fuckin' see before you friggin' well die bullshit type of thing but a classic nevertheless.

 

I'm pretty sure this is my favourite movie quote ever.

You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone....You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

- Garden State

 

Anything from Scarface sets me right off

 

"Do not fear me gypsy, I have come for your tears, please give them to me or I will take them" - Borat

 

Haha, 'Borat' has some great quotage like, yeah.

"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor...So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car" (Reservoir Dogs)

"Hmm, funny...I don't feel drunk" (Memento)
(Memento is quotage gold too I think )

"I am Jack's complete lack of suprise" (Fight Club)

"Word" (I Heart Huckabees -- It's all in Marky Mark's delivery!)

 

How the hell do i know why there were nazis? i don't even know how the can opener works! - hannah and her sisters

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion - manhatten

 

The Lord of the Rings;

Legolas: Ah, lembas, one little bite can fill a grown man's stomach.
Merry to Pippin: how much did you eat?
Pippin *looking guilty*: five

"What about second breakfast?"
(Guess what? I'm a Pippin fan! :tongue: )

Doctor Who

Sycorax Leader: I can summon the armada and take this world by force!
The Doctor: Well, yeah, you *could*, you could do that, course you could, but *why*? Look at these people, these human beings, consider their potential. From the day they arrive on this planet and blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do... no, hold on... sorry, that's the Lion King... but the point still stands! Leave them alone!

 

"I'm a Derek, and Dereks don't run..."
Bad Taste

 

"The first sin was intercourse! The first sin was intercourse!"
- Carries mother, in the film "Carrie"

xD That scene is hilarious.