Let me tell you a bit about myself

I'm 6-5, 250 lbs of cut muscle. I have superman chin. I have fabio hair. But more hardcore than fabios. My penis is 15 inches and lasts for 2 hours minimum. My biceps are 30 inches. I have a ripped 8 pack. I work out at the gym everyday, for free, because my ripped perfect body attracts losers that wish they could be me
I screw bitches every night without even trying. I'm vice president of a big time porn company. I screwed the CEOs daughter. hell yeah mothereffer
I make 1.5 million on a bad year. I have more cars than you can imagine. My house rivals the size of buckingham. I'ts like buckingham plus the white house as my guest house. I have a 350 inch plasma tv. I leave it on all day, I dont care if it burns out, I'll just get another as an endorsement for my ripped sexy body. Everybody knows my name. Its impossible to hide from the prying eyes of the loser public. Theres about 5000 videos on the internet of me screwing at least 65 perfect brazilian bitches at once. yeah. I screw alot. I leave love stains and have bums like you come and gladly lick it up. I treat women like shit, but I dont care. women need me, I dont need them. all I need is a mirror, and some shades, cause my future is so bright.

Dont worry losers, my living godlyness will surely rub off on you internet recluses and make you into a punk that has at least some chance of getting pussy. Later....

 

Bull Shit!!!!DDR:nopity:

 

Jealous?

 

Nope

 

WOW... I'm impressed....One question... Because of your greatness and all the "bitches" chasing you around the clock. How do you find time to post on this lame ass forum, where us simple mortals hang out ?

 

Well....for a few minutes a day...I do have to give my penis a little break from all the pussies I'm getting.

 

welcome!

 

Wow. You know, there was a point in reading what you wrote in the beginning when I believed it and was thinking "wow", but then you went overboard, and it just got cheesy. Obviously none of that is true, but what i don't get is what is the point of writing that on this site in the first place?

And then you started calling us losers...and that was pretty much the point when i decided you could just go to hell.

Shame to, I was going to be nice and welcome you. Fuck that.

Peace to you.



*Waiting for your lame comeback.*

 

You’re obviously a teenage punk with Delusions Of Grander….Get A Life Loser….DDR

 

And how do you arrived at the conclusion that none of the things I wrote are true? You never met me.

Because the forum's topic is "Introduce Yourself". A dumb girl like you should know that by now.

So you do admit you are a bona fide loser? Figures.

Are you schizophrenic or trying to be cute?

 

welcome to the forums

 

6-5?...How's the weather up there?

 

aww, you seem like such a friendly, modest and sensitive person. welcome to the forums and i hope you enjoy your stay!


hahaha.

 

Well, if they are true, then you definitely live a very cheesy life.

I was talking about the part where you called us losers.

Never said that. I said the part where you called us that was what pissed me off.

When i said fuck you, i ment fuck you. And I wasn't trying to be nice to you when i said peace to you. I was wishing you peace because you need it.

 

"why can't we be friends?" by war is playing right now in my head as i see this argument progress. no need to get all hasty.

 

Typical broad who put words in my mouth to suit her own stupid agenda. Listen toots....no need to be obnoxious and rude. But I understand how you act that way since your wacko daddy probably talks to you that way when you were growing up.

BTW....the Beatles stinks. I rather listen to Yoko Ono's greatest yelling hits than listen to the Drab four. :H

 

Odd....you never said "fuck you" on this thread. Do you mean it literally?

I also like a chick who talks dirty to me. Hey...if you really want to fuck me, I'll be available tomorrow night around 8:00 pm. Just leave your number when you PM me. :H

 

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