The "Abe Lincoln"

(along the lines of "Dirty Sanchez")

1st- you cum all over a chick's chin and cheeks. Then you rip out a handfull of her pubic hair. Next, you toss the hair on the cum stained chin & cheeks: and VOILA! ​

---------- The Abe Lincoln!!​

​

Share yours? "Cincinatti Bowtie" anyone?​

 

WTF...?

 

I'm thinking the same thing.

 

you forgot the stove pipe hat!

 

i don't get it, but it sounds pretty stupid to me

 

"The Rodeo"

first you get a chick in bed and get all your mates in hiding spots in the room.
Then you lean over (in the doggy style position) and call her a filthy slut.
Following that your friends jump out and yell "RODEO"

and you hold her there, while she struggles...and see how long you can "ride the bull" for.

or course it is borderline rape....awell.

 

now we're getting the go of it!

one of me alltime favs:

"The Rusty Trombone": the woman plays the "mouthpiece" in the back while working the "slide" in the front.

In other words, whilst eating your asshole, she jerks you off (or more commonly called a "reacharound")

YEAH!

 

baaahahahahhahaha

"pink sock"

so your doing her up the arse right.

When you withdraw ou do it in a really fast upwords movement so she bleeds on your dick.

 

now we're rolling!!

the most fucked up: Cincinatti Bowtie...

You fuck her in the tracheotomy hole and the blood shoots out all over her neck and shapes of a bowtie.

 

and these are a turn on to you? what in the world

 

who said they were? did I say they were? did I ever say that? Is this the "turn on" forum? or the sex forum??

 

alasken pipe line. you take a shit and freeze it then use it as a dildo.


chatenuga chalupa you take a shit on her pussy and fuck it

donkey club when having anal punch her hard in the back of the head so she clenches and makes her ass tighter and therefore more pleasurable for you

 

my friend just reminded me its a shatenuga chalupa hahahaha

 

fudgesicle you fuck her ass, she shits so your cock gets covered then she licks your clean

 

hahahah wow sorry im mad sick

 

grose!

 

love and sex forum not rape

 

wow, Jimmy---you got me with that "alaskan pipe line!!"

wow!!!!!

 

You guys got me cracking up!!! lol. I wish I knew any. What a bore I am.

 

baaahahah


Vampire Tea -

When its that time of the month, you withdraw it from her pussy and put the tampon in hot water in a cup.

goes well with Oreos