The masturbation thread

Just masturbated in the shower with the handy dandy shower head set to massage! My knees were so weak (I was standing up) but it felt sooo good, I was fantasizing about getting eaten out. I came realllllll fast!
Horny,
Betty Phui

 

It's not fair, I'm so jellous... us guys can't use shower heads in the same way

 

Yeah, if a guy uses a shower "head" then, I think they may be a bit crooked...

lol

 

when could we use shower heads now?


in all my life i have never tried that one...though the rubber ducky clit stimulator did appeal to me somewhat...



ANYWAY



all girls masturbate. never accept it as truth when they say never.....they're liars.

its masturbation that kind of rendered the orgasm boring to me. it has its moments now...but...its faded...

 

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!! EVIL EVIL.

Now matter how many times I orgasm, I doubt that I'll ever be able to say it's boring

 

lmao...


im hoping that someday someone will come along and prove that i was in fact NOT orgasming......


it seems like a very impossible possibility though....


pray for me


*sniffle*

 

Sounds like you need *Doctor Dan*..

The clinic is open, come in and take your clothes, the doctor will see you now

 

lmao





been around the block have we?

or just enough to know where your going?

 

There is not a woman I've been with that my mouth, lips and tounge can't make cum (now I admit I've only had 6 women, but they all spoke - well - SCREAMED highly of me, both during, and after)...

And if I don't make you cum, you get a full refund.. heheh

 

I actually once used a shower... i couldn't cum from it by itself but it made my cock sooooo damn raw... but it was awesome too. I guess I like a bit of rougness lol - one of my favorite feelings is squeezing my cock and getting that tightness around it.

Anyway I was in the shower and I sat down and let the showerhead pour down really hard on my cock as I lifted it into the water (it was connected at the top but I had it set to massage)... with my foreskin pulled back, the feeling of the water slamming into it was INTENSE... so intense I couldn't last for too long, my cock became soooo sensitive!

lol it was cool though

 

I don't have a massaging shower head..i don't think...*runs to find out* aww no i don't; but i have used just the running warm water from the faucet in the bath tub, it was pretty fun.

i'd like to tell you guys whoever posted their secret sites they go to for free porn, i went to a few of them and it did turn me on. It was great being able to watch something arousing while I masturbated. Thanks for the sites guys!

 

I've just had some webcam *fun* with a female member from this forum. I added her to my contact list for a chat, and before you knew it, we got into the subject of sex. I told her about the times I'd masturbated in front of a cam for various peope... and so she requested a show...

which I was more than happy to provide....

She said that she was masturbating also, but as she didn't have a cam I don't know that it's 100% true (but I believe it was)... I've told her the first show is free, but if she wants a repeat viewing, she has to get a cam herself to return the favour.

(this whole wanking in front of a cam thing seems like good business LOL, i'm happy to swap shows LOL).

 

What's your favorite way of masturbating when you're at the computer?

 

I won't be masturbating for awhile. At least I don't think so. Fell off the ladder on Sunday while cleaning the gutters. A huge bee flew by and I jerked and fell off. How stupid is that? Ripped an abdominal muscle. Thought my spleen had burst or something! Very painful. Had to go to the ER. Movement is limited. I can't even walk the dog. If he pulls just a little it's painful.

Thanks for the cookie Wicked. Unexpected delivery, loved every bite. Mmmmm...I can see the thought of that being a problem this next week, if not longer. I've been soaking in the hot tub at night before bed for pain relief and between this and that it's going to be a long week! Heather

 

Ouch, that sounds painful... I hope you get better soon... as for the masturbation, if you're lucky, someone might do it for you

 

so hers a question: ive just gotten started this summer, going most nights, getting to orgasm about 3 times on average. I get going after the first time... I cant really talk much now tho cause theres people around. my method is to rub my clit ahelluva LOT. Its effective anyway.

 

Yes, I can admit that I enjoy a woman who likes to rub her clit ahelluva LOT.

 

Well I must say that I like beating off. but i like a nice pussy in my face.

 

I'll admit it i masterbate, it feels good, and man reading all of this is making me so horny. ahhhh

 

WOO HOO, another one bites the dust - enjoy yourself... don't do anything we wouldn't (which ain't much, let me tell you).