I wake up next to a young woman on the bed next to me. I was so drunk I didn't even remember being in a bedroom or even which party I finished up at. The door opens. I feel a bad pain in my eyes and then I am blind. "Hey donkey fuck, whoever you are, shut the fucking door and turn out the light." The door closes and the light is off again. I peer underneath the bedclothes to see whether the girl is with me or just near me. Well just as long as she's here for the ride. "Hey sweetness whats your name"? She turns around and her hands brush through my hair as she moves towards me. We kiss and go back to sleep. Must have been one hour later when the door opens and some guy with paper flowers round his neck puts his head round the door and switches the wall lights on. They are kind on the eyes. Little christmas tree lights around a picture, the kind of picture with a horse galloping through the surf. The pretty girl next to me wakes as well "Oh hell, sorry guys I thought you might want a line and to know its 2 oclock and the sun is lovely and we are just having a nice drink in the garden, and then you can come with us to another party huh"? ok so that really means we have an hour to get out of bed and face the crowd who want to interrogate us to see if we are now an item. "Damn youre a pretty girl, how did I get a pretty girl like you to come and make my life beautiful"? She laughed and said "I'm after your money " and then we both laughed and she told me her name was Corinna I told her mine was "Ricky Gervaise" and we laughed again and then we kissed - made beautiful love - went outside - she wore her friends summer dress and that is all and no one had to ask if we were an item they knew it. I gave her a plastic toy ring that i found in the garden and took out the plastic diamond and replaced it with a tripple crown ecstasy pill and put it on her finger, she smiled and put a daisy in my hair. It was love Hopefully if you like this I will continue it
I am going to boycott your story unil you apologize to everyone for posting a photo of an ass in this forum. My eyes were unwittingly invaded by porn and i hope other people join me in this boycott.
Is it about two people having a bonk after a party? and then he gives her a pill and then she puts a flower in his hair cant you write about her sliding up and down on the greasy pole of his depravity
Ronald Macdonald although you're a pain in the ass, and you have a small dick, at least you have proved that you are not a spammer trying to sell some shitty book on scientology and bollocks, therefore I am granting you leave to continue with your story. You may pass the border. Your writing visa has been granted.
I am actually intrigued as to where this story is going as its like watching two people waking up in the morning, know what I mean, a bit like watching paint dry
PART 2 Later that evening we dropped a pill together and went out into the street on our way to a party. Just as we crossed the second road, a car careered out of control and headed towards us, and she died when it ran into her at about 60Mph And the moral of the story is. Dont think love is forever it could end ten minutes later unexpectedly
Yeah, that's true. At lest he won't have to worry about any cars crashing in to him at 60mph. He probably needs a trucker's license to walk around in that wheelbarrow.
A poster like that next to MacDonalds would sure scare half the customers Away, and people would live longer....... but still meaningless lives.
so do I, I have a book published, its called Ronalds book of depraved stories with awkward beginnings $300.75 from all non-leading bookstores and a few local shops in the Scottish sector of Glasgow
