OMFG I'm soooooooooo stoned

fucking Lawlz!! :H and this cop chased us with a helicopter but we got away like 3 times and we went and smoked more pot in my moms car and there are the cops again they chased up like 20 miles and then we hid in someones garage and smoked another j of purple haze. omg then we went home and ate all this crazy ass stuff like clorox and stuff. then we drank our bong water and my mom bitched at me for not doing homework but thats gay fuck that Lalwz gotta go bone my hot teenage girlfriend who is a model but her mom wont let her be but shes gonna do nudes as soon as she turns 16 and she don't care what anyone says

 

This sounds just like a few posts I've read over in the MJ threads...

 

Was this copy and pasted from young hippies or the marjiuana forum?

 

Nope, all me.

 

Oh, well nothing orginal then.

 

lollsxzzzz111sdafklasd1111! Iizgansta11yo

 

speaking of unoriginal, hows that gaping anus?

 

Is "Gaping Anus" the name of a band?

 

aaahahahah.

 

I don't have to act my age, its the internet, remember?

 

oh, but it does.

 

Whew! Thanks for reminding me... I forgot I was typing. I wondered why my voice was going tap-tap-tap... assumed it was a medical problem.

 

sometimes we forget

 

very Goodfellas, but starring the hipforums marijuana forum.

 

When I was 16 stoned out of my gord I was like "What the fuck's an intrernet?? This new Beck Album rocks my socks!!"

Now I'm like "I'm glad I didn't have internet then... this new Beck album sucks.."

 

I didn't have the internet when I was 16 either, so I must make up for all those lost teenage years