Lolita

Humbert Humbert was aware of his status as a sex offender, while Pocahontas guy whose name escapes me... Jim? James?... wasn't aware that such a thing as a sex offender exists...

There is your difference.

Oh, and here's your lunch sir... medium rare steak, baked potato with sour cream, chives, and butter, and steamed veggies.

 

damn the law. all old men should be entitled to some young piece of ass...clearly.

 

geez pavel, his name was John!

 

I was close enough, I still deserve a good 50 points for my guess.

 

Only If the young tail in question, Is willing



Hotwater

 

maybe 25 points, and a buy one get on free coupon fore the liquor store.

 

Uhhum, willing and older than -8 months... having sex with a baby that's still only cells in the mother's stomach is WRONG.

Anything older than -8 months is good in my book...

Man... that's all I need

 

that and a baby just past the fetal stage I gather??

 

Nah, no need for a fetal stage.

Cells can signal consent by multiplying or by growing.

You just ask the stomach if you can have sex with the -8 month year old baby, wait a week, and if there has been a change... then it's a yes.

 

you've researched this?

 

Not really...

I only speak out of experience.

I am what you might call a professional unborn baby lover. They call me "cell molester" and "immoral"... but I will not let them bring me down... no sir!

 

sounds like you have it made! I raise your points from 25 to 45. Just steal clear from the gallows...or prison...

 

45?!

YES!!!!

Now I can go to sleep a happy man!

 

I'm so glad!

 

I suspect if time machine technology became available, you'd go back in time and molest yourself as a child :H



Hotwater

 

I wonder how that would effect your development...unless, alas! maybe you already have invented a time machine! maybe that explains everything.

 

He's afraid him as a child would molest him instead.

Huh?

 

"Molest" and "Man love" are two very different words

 

It's a good book and movie (both of them). The ending is so sad though. Well, the whole movie is sad.

 

Pervert.