I'm scared to go to my car

This is ridiculous. I'm scared of a CAT. Not just any cat though...danger cat. All my groceries are in the trunk after danger cat came running and making weird noises at me and is still sitting by my car.

God, I'm a WIMP.

 

The obvious solution is to go out and make an even weirder noise back at the cat.

Beat it at its own game.

 

be scary

just think you're playing: cowboy, ninja, bear

 

or give it treats and become friend with it.

 

I don't think that domesticating "Danger Cat" is the best of ideas.

Love,

God

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Yeah, I shall try to be scary.

Know what though ddr? The first time we (my husband and I) saw this cat we thought maybe it was just hungry so we fed it.... and the second my husband turned his back to get in his car the cat caming RUNNING at him making odd stratchy noises. (The cat left it's food where it was to chase after him like that)That is not right.

 

Haha. I now agree with that totally.

 

swing your groceries in a circle like a helicopter, and whack it out of the way.

 

What kind of cat is it?...Does someone own it?...Is it an alley cat?

 

get an air horn. ATTACK with noise!

 

I'm calling it a night, I've been on this damn thing all day and my ass hurts....Time to wind with a little boob tube....

 

Okay, the cat just showed up a few days ago. Never saw it before.

I'm getting an air horn. That's a great idea.

 

Maybe you should just give your local Korean restaurant a call.

 

Take a piss on your car......cat wont touch it, probably if some random hobo didnt already

If that dont work, piss on the cat, R Kelly would be proud

 

Haha...

Well I made lots of noise and made it back safe and sound to where I did a 30 min. workout and now I'm making my awesome chili. It's so fun to make.

I didn't even see the cat until I was right at my door then I saw cat far away.

 

Where the hell is Danger Dog when you need him?

 

You should get a danger dog. But to get rid of danger dog, you have to get danger bear. And you don't want to know what happens when danger bear gets out of control.

 

As long as danger dog was for me and not against me.

 

"Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you" :leaving:




Hotwater

 

what kind of a cat are we talking about here? felis concolor or felis domesticus?

if the latter, the individual in question may merely be wishing to socialize you to cat society. perhapse with a bit of awkwardness about human society as to how to go about it.

you need to realize the risk to its own person that cat is accepting in order to attempt this. like all wild creatures, humans need to understand their risk to others in their often conscousless blundering.

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