This is everyones story that they created using only 3 words at a time. It is completely random and i took a lot of time to type it all , so enjoy it. Recomended to be high while reading, some sentences are so funny. Hope someone reads it. Yesturday I smoked fourteen blunts within a power-hour. Then ran outside to piss in the neighbors prized vegetable garden full of cucumbers, radishes, and potatoes then came the locust plague which destroyed almost all of the peanuts in the garden. These peanuts were honey roasted and tasted good and oh my ding ding itches because i have genital warts...sike. It's actually herpes which makes valtrex nevermind, I'm dumd as a sack of stems and seeds, but you took all of the xanax bars . But i shroomed . boom boom boom. my ass off on Saturday morning while going to rehab for caffiene. Its been two weeks. I relapsed and fell into the rabbit hole and roach nest and a bunch of mentally retarded children jumped through jello pudding pops. I then saw four hundred twenty roast beef sandwiches explode into tiny little colorful great chocolate chips. Then, I smoked roaches. Where did the roaches run to? They trotted off then fucking warped into blue eskimos and a walrus who was smoking cinnamon bark without hole, decided to kill his mind with lotsa inhalants and nail polish t paint his earlobes bright green with booger scented toenails that curled up with braided eyebrows that were made of cheese, bushy like his wart-infested public region. He then rubbed Bengay on his warm nether place. Then he rolled a 5.5g blunt and he cheifed while riding in a dune buggy on sand, But a mentally retarded Top notch stoner brought some snacks to eat whilst smoking the dank laced with crack. hahahhaaha. ha he laughed till he pooped in his pants Then a penguin farted on toast and lit it then smoked it in a hookah made of bones. The penguin said me need backiatomy. Pronto, mother fucker he rung yellowpages and order chinese szechuan chicken with fried penguin wings with a side of hobgoblin stew. The penguin marched up God's ass to find the holy ghost dingleberries of southern shri-lanka which is located on top of mount furry balls. Penguin has diorhea and descides to smoke a bowl to cure his explosive diahreah,then finds five enormous hemmoroids on his asshole, it felt great, but he Smoked anyway, screaming: God help me! Bless My Marijuana!!! He heard a noise comming from a hole in the vortex above saturn, so he climbed into space decided to go and found a purple, two headed dildo shaped monster sounding like shakira, With Irritable Bowels trying to find golden seeds that he could then grow the dankest space man buds, please suck my space buds for i can't fornicate but i wish to eat carpet on sunny days while eating snow. With his muslamic half sister, who eats celery for one reason only.....For Penis growth so she can please her uncle who is an incestuous pedophile, so taking off clothes is hard to while riding on a three wheeled cart that can't seem to stay balanced. Its always flipping over violently, smashing his head and crushing his seven fragile testicles on the ground rolling in pain.. He keeps blazing until his head is clouded by Yo momma's ass that's bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's ass. Out f nowhere he passed gas which ended up smelling like sausage and moldy carrots and spoiled milk. Then he drank a 40oz with Lord Infamous and Captain Obvious and then opened his everclear and swigged until he collasped bumpin Hypnotize Mindz and hotboxing closets With loads of 3.5g White Owls sprinkled with sugar for extra sweetness while Gansta Boo dug all night and all day trying to find three golden beans she was desperate so she ran to North Memphis for Bin Laden who was her crack cocaine dealer she just had one more rock for the night. So she sucked imaginary bunny rabbits that were purple then they came all over her face and hair, then she licked Harry Houdini's Little magic tricks when he disappeared no one knew where he went. After he was accused of raping the girl visiting then binladen showed he licked a filthy carrot clean and put it up his ass. While watching husseins dick penetrating chickens with no heads or clum clowns and limbless emo's he then proceeded to smoke megablunts the size of bottles, laced with plutonium and got loaded. With radioactive stonage the likes of me and her got ass naked in the mall giggin' on escalators mystery science theatre iz da shizzleee but anyways, I eat colored sand and get indegestion and I took my eye out to make jelly with the consistency of black latex just like the magnmun rubber I fucked yo mamma with in your room on your bed and i spooged naked. I then doubleclicked my mouse and got electrocuted. I can now talk to animals with my penis in their mouths itchin my taint. I wonder if meth's delicious, why do all people love me? cuz im mexican, no im white. Everyone loves beef. Im also finish and black. The dudesons are crazy little foreign men mousetrap they're nutts and penguin re-awakes. PB & J quenchies munchies with teeth biting leaves which give him explosive diarhea and a sandwich which. But they prevailed in a sexual marriage and erotic cock-rings vibrating cannabutter munch joyful mechanical cats that play violins in the ether. Have Aids lolz, what the fuck as a wigga my dick stinks like someone just shat on my crack shoes, bitch and then she ate his face which tasted like ass and tacos. Then he went "Thats fuckin wack" and pooped on pieces of paper. Later he went to meet some enormous ground hogs with rolls of toliet paper on top of their heads using four words is against the plants strong aroma piss test taste horrible as eye stabbing with a pitch-fork and a Kung foo fist to the balls of a whale with a huge donkey sized man who likes to eat tortured little penises of cats.[End of Story]
I always wondered what the story would read like if someone put it all together, but I guess you were the only one who wasn't too lazy to actually take the time.
I would like to say hi to the forum, ive been around and doing pretty good. Sucks that i cant create my own post, so ill post here. This is the poem i wrote explaining my life in the past few weeks mostly, and some is just personal philosophy. *Getting caught up in the meaningless* Shit like highschool girls, drugs, tryin to say the right thing Its getting stressfull, so im tryin to get on ridalin I know that will only cause problems, but its the best relief Just bought 240 millagrams instead of blowin it on keef Shit never made me feel better, i even love school It makes me talk to bitches and even act cool Im not talking about popular though, im not like that The adderal just makes me love myself and act normal and not wack No shady motherfucker, it gives me the strength to talk It doesnt change who i am, it just brings it out, You could even tell in my walk. When im on 40 milagrams i can feel like i can accomplish anything Get me a script, send me to american idol and ill sing Maryjane i love ya but you turned me into nothing but sketchy But when im on the adderal, the words i speak become catchy Now im off the rant on my bad habbits I just speak my life, not fake like a cartoon rabbit Theres this girl in my life, she leads me on to her She the nicest and precious thing i ever met but im losing to another sir She falls for all that cheesy bullshit, like compliments and jokes that make her laugh She thinks hes sincere, but he just wants to get laid, but she to gullible to notice that Shes always on my mind, but im startin to think fuck that ho She plays with my heart, and just says "so" Its obvious you want to be with this legit white trash I come real with it, so trust me hes just that Smell the tabacco smoke from this grub down the hall But choose who you want, cause its your call You lie and tell me you dont like this kid The actions prove it girl, i can call the fib See, i told you ive been thinkin of stupid shit I know it wont mean anything so i gotta use my witts Its just so hard, with the drugs, the love, and shit i deal with at home Ive came along way though, of only wantin dome I quit those dirty thoughts, thanks to the adderall It makes me think of what counts, thats all Remember this, Moments come and go, but memories last. So remember only the good, to relieve the sad. Long term sadness is caused only by ones thoughts So think before you act, because in the earth we are caught. You decide your mood and nobody else So think positive, or your life will just melt In my life theres depression, surpression and agression But I still talk to God to do my fessin. Im telling you, life is just what you think of it. So never live a day in life without being optimistic I know the techniques for a life of happiness I dont live it though, theres just too big of a mess. Dont be like me because right now, im getting caught up in the meaningless.
Yeh, I know what you are saying, but that is because adderall and ritalin are amphetamines. IMO don't keep doing that shit more than twice a week. It will fuck you over in the long run. But yes, adderall is a decent step away from weed, but think at what all it will cost you. Reading that sounded kinda like something an addict would say. A reason from moving from one level to the next. No offense, bro, I'm just saying this to keep you out of the bad times. Do well smokindude! And for Gods sake visit us more often ^.^
Man id visit but its just to damn annoying. After every post it logs me out and take a while to log back in due to the proxy website im using. Im pretty sure im banned for good. But ya, i do sound like an addict. Im aware of the dangers and stuff, but words cant express how better it makes me feel about my self-esteem, confidence to do things, talk to people and everything. Adderall completely reverses those effects, while doing harm to my body. Weed made me into a pussy when it came to doing things, the mental effect it had on me was insane. Two years ago i was a well liked kid, to girls and boys, everyone knew my name. I moved then started smoking weed frequently and moved back, and now ive noticed im not close to being like myself. I tryed adderall, and it changed my life. Im not saying im getting addicted, im just sharing how it made me feel. Even little doses like 20 mgs gives me that self confidence. I dont get all cracked out and talk fast and all that speed related effects, im simply chill, wise, confident, and that swagger everyone contains. Adderall is a dangerous drug and as i said i know what im doing, but its hard to lay off it when you know it doesnt change who i am on the inside, it just changes how i express that real personality to others.
