Anyone ever walked in or heard your parents having Sex

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Zadria, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. Zadria

    Zadria Member

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    Anyone ever walked in or heard your parents having Sex?

    I heard them a few times. Never walked in on them.
     
  2. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    i heard them once when i was younger and was inredibly grossed out
     
  3. CrazybutLazy

    CrazybutLazy Banned

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    I would immediately kill myself if I saw them having sex. If I heard them I'd throw up.
     
  4. lulla

    lulla Member

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    Gosh, yes, I've heard, it was quite awful, I switch on loud music immediately. : D
     
  5. THE MIGHTY TOENAIL

    THE MIGHTY TOENAIL Member

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    wrong, wrong, wrong.

    no thank god. my parents split up when i was 5 and i think they hated each other b4 then anyway. i reckon the last time they had sex was when i was conceived.
     
  6. Zadria

    Zadria Member

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    LOL I know how you all feel. It's like Parents are not suppose to do those things! The stork brought us hehe! I'm sticking with it.
     
  7. forwardventure

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    I've heard their mattress springs squeaking, but as far as moaning and stuff goes, nope, never heard any of that, and never walked in on them. The thought of my parents having sex doesn't and never has disgusted me. When I was younger I used to actually listen for sex sounds, convinced that if I heard them that everything would be alright. (I had a screwed up childhood, and they had a very screwed up marriage. I was always afraid that they would split, or worse, that he would kill her) So I guess it all has to do with perspective. lol

    Now that I'm older, I view it as a thing of beauty and a sign of health that two people that have been married for so long and have been through so many trials are still intimate with one another.
     
  8. CrazybutLazy

    CrazybutLazy Banned

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    My parents are still together for my sister and I, but my mom has driven the marriage beyond repair, so I never have to worry about seeing or hearing anything going on between them.
     
  9. Sunburst

    Sunburst Fairy

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    I heard them one night of my life, and as happy as I am that my parents still have a healthy and active sex life, I nearly lost it and threw up. Seriously, I never thought it would gross me out that much but I had to swallow vomit XP
     
  10. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Never heard my parents doing the no pants dance, but I've heard my boyfriend's parents getting down on more than one occasion.

    It was terrifying. XD
     
  11. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Never. Heck, as much as I can remember, my parents slept in opposite sides of the house. No wonder they got divorced.
     
  12. feralfey

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    My literal parents? No. My biological parents had sex three times during their entire marriage. Once my mom remarried? Heard, never saw.
     
  13. Ovimor

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    Very very unfortunately. And then I had to hear them tell me about it. :&
    I almosted vomited at the memory of that very horrid half hour.
     
  14. huggiebear

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    not mine, but i have heard my ex's mum go at it with a vibrator... was laying in bed downstairs and you could hear it buzzing and getting muffled as it went in. gf wasnt happy but it got me "excited" lol i would have fucked her... no second thorght lol
     
  15. xObjectOfMyDesirex

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    Oh god yes :(
    my bed was right against the wall theres was so it was a bit loud.
    i nearly shot myself!!! =[[[ x
     
  16. Pmeth

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    i dont mind if my parents have sex, as long as im no where even close to them...

    maybe if they have sex ill send them on a plane to china, get them as far as possible from me so i wont hear or see anything..ewww even thinking about it is sorta grossing me outtt...ah!
     
  17. Hyzenthlay

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    Try living in an RV for a year, and feeling your entire "house" being rocked by your parents' love.
    THAT is terrifying.
     

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