I'm scared to go to my car

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by LuckyStripe, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    Anna, I’d loan you my Dalmatian Pepper, he detests cats, but I don’t think he would like being stamped and sent through the mail and he's much too large to scan and E-mail….
     
  2. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    How does Danger Cat respond to tire treads?
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i was gonna suggest an air rifle....
     
  4. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I would never have hurt that cat! (or any other cat)... But a cat with a sick sounding voice running at me that I've never seen before makes me wonder if said cat is sick and if said sickness could be rabies... which I'm not too keen on aquiring. :)
     
  5. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I am also very scared to go to your car.

    ;)
     
  6. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Now...YOU, I would hurt.
     
  7. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    If it has rabies someone should put it out of its misery and before it infects your cats. I'd call animal control.
     
  8. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    ^But I don't KNOW that it has rabies. It's not like foaming at the mouth. It just has some matted fur and meowed with a cackle to his voice and runs at people.

    I am considering calling though.
     
  9. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    If thats a Nirvana quote, you missed the last part
     
  10. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    a mongoose?
    or does that only work for snakes...:confused:
    or try a water gun :)
     
  11. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Evil pussy is the most fearful creature known to man. There is no way to predict the actions a crazed pussy might do, and no way to know what it's thinking. They may look as harmless as could be, but when you least expect it they can bite you harder than a pack of wild dogs. Fear the danger puss, because it sure as hell doesn't fear you.
     
  12. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    The bad fall??
     
  13. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    i think i lov eyou
     
  14. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    I think calling Animal Control would be the your best option....
     
  15. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    get you a supersoaker water gun and fill it with gas.. and have a long kitchen lighter in hand. that cat will sure stay away!!!! lol
     
  16. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    Maybe Danger Cat wants a Danger Bath in the Danger Tub.
     
  17. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    Wouldn't it be funny to be a neighbor, watching someone stand there and do a weird-noise-battle with some cat... :lol: well, maybe it'd just be me who'd think that's funny....
     
  18. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

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    Animal control is the pest bet they can bring you a humane trap and take psycho kitty with them.
     
  19. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    I would, I’m sorry, but it’s much too comical....
     
  20. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    I would....LMAO
     
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