Need your Smartass Remarks

hey guys, my friend and I are making t-shirts, and my creativity has all but vanished, anyone have any catchy, smartass, thought provoking, intellectual statements to share?
I'll try to post a pic when its done.

 

How about "This shirt was made by a dumbfuck"

 

I have no idea...........

 

White t-shirt + Sharpie = fun, but only if you write something good.

The best I've made reads: FEAR ME FOR I AM THE NEGRO QUEEN OF THE WEST INDIES

No, you may not use that.

 

"Die, you waste of oxygen"

 

Can I put your name on it?

 

John Denver​

#1​

(R.I.P)​

 

y e p

 

Come on guys...you're usually pretty good at this. I need something more. Any website suggestions?

 

At the bottom of the front right in the middle write in very small letters "'while you're here, would you mind giving me a BJ?"

 

​

#1​

(R.I.P)​

 

ASK ME ABOUT MY ​

PHD​

pretty huge dick​

 

the shirt is for me by the way....
i was thinking something like, HERBIVORE, but that just isn't cutting it for some reason.

 

do you yahoo?

 

For fuck's sake, fine. You can use FEAR ME FOR I AM THE NEGRO QUEEN OF THE WEST INDIES.


Or, better yet: RE-ELECT LENIN


Also: (A take-off of "I [heart] NY" shirts) I [two rectangles with a plane flying into one] NY.

 

LOL! Those are bloody hilarious!

 

Easy there Eliot, some of us lost our college roomate and very good friend in the WTC

 

Yes, and some of us lost family members. That still does not mean that we have to eternily condem all comical reference, and be grave and ill-hearted towards what happened. One must take life optimisticly, even the worst of it.

 

Funny is funny. I laugh at shit that happens to me all the time. Why? 'Cause it's fucking hilarious.

 

you, my friend, are the devil incarnate. but thats why i love you