Describe your dream job.

Monthly wages, hours, location, boss, co-workers, fringe benefits.Retirement.

 

Shit, my last job was a dream job. I didn't make great money, but I made enough. I could come and go as I pleased, drink on the job, hit on my boss, look at porn, play video games, sexually harrass others in my office, wear what I wanted(including a bathrobe over gym shorts and an a-shirt once), boss people around, basically approve my own vacations, sleep if I was tired, go out to the bar on Sunday's(on the clock), and I didn't actually have to do shit.

 

i wanna farm. big elf is gonna teach me how. i don't know about the rest of that stuff.. but as long as we make enough to live and save some.. then i'll be happy.

 

Professional beach-sitter.
$500,000 a year.
hours: whenever it's sunny and warm
location: beach
boss: the sun
co-workers: the fish
fringe benefits: dont know what that means
retirement: never

 

I would like to sign up to work there as well.

 

Yes, I would go for the beach too.

With the benefit of free ganja and beer.

 

i wanna be the quality controle taste tester at clandestine heroin lab......and maby rosalyn sanchezes love slave

 

Funny, I was about to post the same thing

 

what job was this?

 

Yea, I wanna know.

 

damn.. and i thought i was lazy.. y'all are SUPER lazy!

 

I want a job I can do from the road and earn a good living, so I can spend my time travelling from place to place, maybe settle down somewhere if I find somewhere I really like... a job with a music-oriented focus, health insurance (even if I have to pay for it myself) and that's basically it...

 

My dream job... play online... party... have sex... and get paid. Work sucks.

 

Work is hell, retire early.

 

I don't know, really. It'd be neat to be a musician, but I'd also really like to be a doctor or scientist of some sort... and then a writer after I retire.

 

Dream on.

 

I got a great job!
I'm an aupair.
Basically I start at nine o'clock, I point at the door and say goodbye.
then I clean the table.
From that point on it's my free time until half past three.
That's when I walk for five minutes pick up two kids, walk back
and if they are not too occupied with other stuff I might need to give them food.

Pays enough for the rent etc, only the good thing is,
I don't need to pay any rent,
or food or whatever.

 

good salary
opportunities to travel be free in self expression not limiting in any way.....

 

Well my dream job would be going around the world in a bus, promoting peace, which is what a friend and I have been saving up for, for a long time now. If everything goes as planned, then that will be how I will spend my life.

But, if something else comes up, which would postpone the bus dream, plan B would be to go to college and become either an zoologist (the study of animals), or and ethologist (the study of animal behavior) [ but of course be one who wouldn't test on animals].

And I would then have a P.h.d in either of those, and basically have that as a backfall if something was ever to pose a problem with the peace dream.

 

doing something I love to do. Id live to work as a Vet Nurse or a Zoo Keeper.