the old lady...wanna cry

she told someone "oh, this nice lady is pregnant"....

today in the grocery store. my belly isnt even that fat. it's a little fat but not much.. i swear.

im so insulted and embarrased. i wanna die.

 

Happens to me all the time. The important part is to show them you aren't pregnant, and you aren't a lady, by whipping out your penis and stabbing them with it.

 

It's ok, I like chubby girls. You should have smacked that old bitch.

 

Don't read anything into that. Seriously. Pay no attention. Sometimes that happens. She's probably suffering from some malady that either affecte her sight or her mind. People with Alzheimers say stuff like that.

Are you sure this didn't just happen on a commercial and you hallucinated that it was you?

 

this is kinda off-topic, but...
it reminds me of when i was like eight years old and it was halloween. i was at kmart with my friend buying some silly string. i was just standing there and this old lady walks by. my friends accidently steps on her feet, so the stupid bitch starts stomping on our feetand making this weird noise. and i wasnt wearing any shoes so it hurt like a bitch. i just think that was so fucking funny because she was like 90 and we were only 8 and here she was trying to pick a fight with us. it was so funny i almost pissed myself right there int he store.

 

Dude, you should've punched her in the nuts.

 

hahaha! yeah, she was talking to me and yeah i have a little belly but really no one i know thinks i look pregnant. i cant believe she even said that.

anyways, jugg... im not even chubby. im my ideal weight but yeah... i got some meat... i love it though.

 

man, time to smoke a bowl... all i can say anymore.

 

Do need anymore meat cause i have about a pound and a half in my pants you could have.

 

I'm chunky and have a big schlong.

 

Yeah, being thick sucks.....

 

Bullshit, I'll smack you if you say that again

 

aw, thanks for saying that to both of us, k.

love ya!

 

ooooh bring it on juggz baby

 

The same thing happened to me at a cookout saturday! I was wearing my favorite dress (cor and poplin strips) and this woman came up to me and said "what a lovely maternity dress that is, when are you due?" I'd never met her before in my life! Shocked, I replied, "Actually, I'm not." She smiled sheepishly and walked away. Oddly enough it happens to me alot! I only weigh 125! If anything I think i need to gain some weight so, I do wear a lot of flowy, floaty, breezy dresses that don't hang near my body (they're so comfy, and they hide my bones!). My only thought is that my clothes give the impression that I'm hiding a pregnant belly. It's been happening more and more frequently over the past two months, weird....

 

Is it mine?

 

who are you talking to, marc?

well you know what... i was never asked anything like that before and it kinda hurt me and kinda made me mad.. but im just gonna take this as a sign to lose weight.

i was embarrased but really im not anymore. im just gonna lose weight except it's not easy cause im not the girl to go on an extreme diet, ya know?

 

This happened to me once at school. This girl came up to me and said...wow it really takes guts to dump a guy when you are pregnant.

 

how did you feel? im just curious to know if you felt like i did.

 

I was mad because I didn't really like the girl...but I also wanted to cry...

lol I actually threw away the shirt I was wearing that day...you know because it was definately the shirts fault...not those extra pounds I'm carrying....