can't think of a title right now, go figure

lol, i guess i was able to think of a good title after all. hold on a sec. wait, one more thing: i'm sure by now, alot of you are like "wtf", but once you read every thing, you'll understand. one more sec. i've tried my best to put it in organized paragraphs

ok, i was originaly(sp?) gonna post this the the "you know you're a stoner" thread, that i'm not sure exists any more cause i can't fucking find it anywhere, but i decided it deserved it's own thread. just a few minutes ago (probably more like 45), i just fucked up all the hard work the stoners have done since the ole refeer madness days, maybe the only hard work stoner have done, lol (sorry, i'll try to keep my corny ass jokes out). i'm full of anticipation, so i'm gonna go ahead and post it;

"so, how do ya plan on ocupying, ocuping, occupying, i can't believe i just got my ass kicked by a word, anywhoo, how d'ya plan on ocublah blah youself for the next fucking half-year?
p.s.
my bad, bro, i'm guessin "half-year" souds a load shittier thatn "six months" i appologize.
p.s.s.
i just now realized i could just go back and delete where i said half-year, and change it to six months. but to tell the truth, right now, pressing the send button just seems so much simpler.
p.s.s.s.
man, this aderall fucks with you, bro.
p.s.s.s.s.
last one, promise. but i just thought of something. out of all the times i've called someone "bro" on the internety, have you actually ever heard me say it in real life? that's screwy.
now it's time to break the habbit, i've just got to press the send button. so...close..yet so far...away. lol, just a little humor on my part, but just look at this, i'm still fucking typing. it's like every time i try to get out, it's keeps pulling me back in! it has the horror of high school peer pressure, the excitment of gay sex with a hairy bear-man (lol, wtf?) and twice the attractive lure of both combined.
ok i've got, i think the aderall has me concentrating so hard, i have to write out every one of the millions of thoughts that whizz through my head every second. so i reckon if i just say them out loud, i wont need to type them. wish me luck bro.
absolute last thing: hey, it works. peace!"

that enemy to the spoken word you see up there, is a message i just sent to mah boi ebene on the myspace. and looking at it, it seems to me that my little message strongly re-enforces the negative stoner stereotypes. it's like i've done to marijuana what B.E.T. has done to anyone with even the smallest amount of brown pigmint in their skin, so i formally apologize to paintballer, since he's the best stoner equivilent of mister King Jr. i can think of.
man, i just took this shit to help me in class, i had no idea i would go on an hours long adventure. there's about a 99% chance it's all some out of whack placebo effect, but i'm percetly fine with being rewarded for no reason.

the moral? yes, i re-enforced a negative stereotype, and still do say as i type, yes i looked comepletly retarded to anyone who might of seen. but on the other hand, i still think it's pretty fucking funny, and as you see up there, i came up with a nifty little cure for compulsive stoner typing, or c.s.t. don't you love how the negative has a habbit of spawning the possitive?

by now i'm stating to feel that this whole thread is a waste of bandwidth, but i've just typed to much to give up, i will not let by beat up fingers go out in vain!

note: for any one who wants to berate me, and i hope i'm using that word correctly, for my stupid behavior, i will tell you, even considering how foolish i must seem to someone on the outside, or those who try so hard to be the "mature, motivational stoner" the way i see it, all i'm doing is fully monopolizing on the pleasure my altered state of mind allows me.
and in my defence, atleast i'm doing it in the privacy and relative safety of my own home.
and i'm not trying to insult the mature stoners. i just mean uppity motherfuckers who TRY to act the part. take for example, i'll use paintballer again, i'm sure he dosent try all that much, that mother fucker IS the mature stoner. he is the final evolutinary step of the stoner lifeform, what we all should strive to be, alot of motherfuckers on here could take a lesson from him, my self included. alright, ass kissing aborted. and sorry if i come off as extra-defensive, that's just the way i get on the forums, what with natrualphilosophy having everyone thinking i'm a racist.

time to start talking and stop typing. peace.

 

I'm saving that incase you edit it by the time I get back. Going to seesaw read it in like 35 or 45 minutes.

 

Dude we need a picture of the seesaw, just to make sure its the real deal.

 

well, if it survives, i'll probably give it a sober revise sometime tomorrow. i'm keeping the unedited fucked version on my computer, though, for those who missed it.

side note, i noticed that "know your a stoner" thread popped up right after i posted this. i think the internet is fucking with me.

 

ah, c'mon, i wanna see peoples opinions on this funky phenomenon of mine. i really thought this thread was goin places. i was hopping to top my confession thread too. maybe i was just cocky.

 

I will take one tomorrow, it is too dark now, but this thing is ragity as fuck, me and my brother do this thing to try and see who can get the other person to go up, so we almost bounce on it, and its such a piece of shit that it creaks everytime and the splits in the wood grow. I want the thing to b reak and hit us in the phace, that would be the funniest shit ever.

 

Chill bro, you know you cant raise your voice like that when the lions here.

 

Haha, niice Grandma's Boy reference

 

whoa, you completely lost me there.

oh, ok. nevermind then.

 

The lion is coming in a couple of days, Doctor shakkalloob is hookin me up with it. Its gonna protect my shit. So if you raise your voice like that when the lion is here, itll probably bite you or something. Its for your own good.

 

is that movie really as good as it's hyped up to be? it never seemed that apealing to me.

 

It was pretty funny, yeah. I've seen it about 90 times so I don't really think it's funny anymore, lol.

 

i might have to check it out.

 

I printed it out and read it, the whole time I thought you were kissing paintballer's ass, but then I remember him calling you a racist. And then you said something about him calling you a racist. I honostly can't stand it when people think the confederate flag is a sign of racism. It is a sign of rebelion, not that we accept the confederates way of life, just that we agree with the idea of half the country rebelling against the other. I don't have a grudge with anyone in the forums, nor do I want to start one. I'm just saying the confederate flag isn't always a sign of racism. And lol rebelgrey, there was some funny shit in it, and as well as close to as many retarded things

 

yeah, when i went back read it with a clear head, i contemplated editing, don't want anybody thinking i sit in the corner sniffing paintballer's hair and whacking it, lol. but like i said up there, i was pretty much writing down whatever popped into my head. i don't even know what i was blabbing about, right about now, it's got me just as wierded out as anybody. though paintballer really is the best example of a model stoner i can think of on this site, but i do remeber he wasnt my first choice. at first i was planning on using ranger, because i thought that would connect with more people. but i decided against it, since i don't view rangerdager as great as most other members. and in my mind, phony respect is alot worse than flat out disrespect. and juding from what i've seen of ranger, i do respect him enough not to do that to him.

 

oh, and it was actually that natrualphilosophy fellow that called me racist.