funny quote

Discussion in 'Humor' started by addicted, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. addicted

    addicted Member

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    hi ,

    i need a funny quote for my yearbook .... so does anybody know a good one ?
     
  2. Dr.Pepper

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    "FucK YO COUCH NIGGA!"
     
  3. Neo-hippie

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    Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-
    apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-
    kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-tzwei-macheluber
    -hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?"
    lol
    - Monty Python's Flying Circus
     
  4. gesone

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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights will definetely make a left!
     
  5. ronald Macdonald

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    Always look before you screw a goat
     
  6. broony

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    Monty Python

    “And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

    lol
     
  7. Hope_B

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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights will definetely make a left!


    that sucks !!! but i like it :D very funny !!!

    i don't have any sorry ,,but i'll look 4 some good 1s
     
  8. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Pathetic.
     
  9. ronald Macdonald

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    Ok heres a quote

    "Dont shit where theres no paper"
     

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