Would you have sex with a chimp?

Would you have sex with a larger-sized monkey of your preferred gender if:

A: It was legal
B: You had access to one
C: You were sure it had no diseases
and
D: No one would ever know.

Would you do it?

 

Only if you throw in a second monkey for a threesome.

Mmm, hot monkey sex.. *scratches pits and makes monkey noises*

 

:lol:

I hope you didn't loose much sleep thinking this one up. Do you have too much free time on your hands?

Ok,.... seriously..... although I am open to "natural" women as far as body hair goes, this would be a little over the top in the Furry catagory for me.

Now shave that fucking primate and we'll talk..... :lol:

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I copied & pasted the poll question to my daughter in YM and she thought I had gone nuts...LOL

 

Well, how did she (and you) vote?

 

Definitely NOT!!

 

And look at you, you have chimps in your user icon! Aren't they just adorable? Wouldn't you love to spoon with them all night...

 

I only have the chimps cos they were one of the only funny ones available. If it were up to me James or Robbie would be in my avatar. I actually hate chimps, and all apes, really!

 

That is apparently how AIDS got transferred to the human species. A really bad idea.

 

i had wild monkey sex with some very hairy men over the years, hehe. i may have gone there.

 

See stipulation C of the OP.

 

i wouldnt, but you know...we are monkeys.

 

creepy...

 

LOL! That's just sick, man!

 

I say NO to sex with chimps

 

I'm trying to quit sex with humans altogether, I'll pass on that option. Celibacy is totally underrated.

 

Last time I had sex, the girl told me she had done canine. It grossed me out, and I started wondering what strange diseases might be in the works. And so no, I would not have sex with a chimp. I've got a good chance of having sex with a WOMAN tonight, so wish me luck, folks. It's been a while.

 

I'll tell you what, there really are some perverted people on this forum...

 

Totally, I mean, monkeys sure are hot.

Oh and Cutted - I don't think that AIDS started with someone humping a chimp - I think it was more of an accidental blood 'transfusion' where a dude had cut himself and then got the blood of an infected chimp in him..Who knows? There are soooooooo many rumours out there about how AIDS and the HI Virus began spreading.

 

I thought they ATE the infected monkey...

And FUCK NO, I wouldn't. uke: