Very Best detox/mask for HEAVY smokers....

Alright, in your experience or to your knowledge, what is the very best cannabis detox or masking product available for a heavy smoker (about an 1/8 a day).

(Note:Urine replacement methods and external additives don't count)

 

Hey my man,

A friend used readyclean for a year's worth of probation. A cheap test kit from ebay helped him to baseline what the timings were.

 

Thanks alot Bill!!
Was your friend a very heavy smoker?

 

O yeah, the tolerance of a rastafarian with a med card.

He had random "drops" so he always had that (red bottle if I remember) on hand. If you know when you drop you can use the test strips and find your sweet spot. A light weight can have a j on Friday and be clean Monday so a heavy smoker still will need to cut and prepare for the test. If I run into him today I'll try and get a more defined response.

Be careful though the cleaners help but are never that dependable.

and Yet coke gets out of the system in what two days.

<edit> Alright here is what I was told. Constant Cleanse, he took daily and sometimes Ready Clean (he said not really needed - the day of the test after stopping for 48 hours).

Hope it works!
Bill

 

Detox drinks worked for me and alot of my friends. Also one of my friends used the pills and they worked. Just follow the directions!

 

i heard a shit load of citrus juice will clean you right out, not sure if it's effective or not and under what timeframe, but if it works it's cheap and you don't have to worry about people finding your detox, it's just juice

 

Citrus juice will do nothing, Cranberry juice helps some, it's a natural antioxidant that will cleanse your system. But it won't remove everything. The only thing i can suggest is detox pills, i've had a friend use them before. But if you are taking a drug test more than just one time i would invest in the whizzinator.

 

apple jack's cereal mixed with grape nuts

 

Personally I think they are all a waste of money. Drinking copious amounts of water will work better. But the most fool proof way is to keep some clean piss (drug free) in your fridge. Put some in a little pill bottle down your boxers on the day of the test. Then simply pour it in the bottle given to you. unless you are in the army they arn't aloud to watch.
The following are the time your body takes under normal circumstances to cear itself of various drugs.

Marijuana 28 days for heavy smoker
Coke/crack 7 days
Opiates 3 days
Tranqualisers 28 days
alchohol 24 hours
I used somebody elses urine for over 12 months on probation. If you do use somebody elses pee check what medication they are on.
Failing all else drop a puritab (water purifing tablet) in your piss this will spoil it the results will be null.

 

or for the clean piss thing you can but it in a thing of eye drops too.

 

Most of the time that won't work, unless you have a way to raise it to body temperature. About 95% of drug testing places in the US. Use the cups that have built in thermometers. Your sample has to be within 90-100 degrees farenheit. Some places even need it to be 95-100 degrees.

And the thing about the eyedropper won't work either, because you need a certain amount. And that is not nearly enough to fill. The last time i used someone else's piss for a drug test. I had to fill up a medicine bottle. (And that was barely over the minimum line.) If you do have clean piss that you keep, make sure you keep it at least room temperature. And when your ready to use stick it right between your legs, and make sure it is getting alot of warmth. Make sure it stays there for at least 15 minutes before you take your drug test.

 

U could die from drinking too much citrus juice! lol though it is very unlikely. It can actually make u very sick.

 

If your doing it the all natural way then it takes way longer to get the THC out of ur system. But if you decide to do it you should also exercise a lot until the day before the test (it breaks down fat cells that store THC and they get pissed out of your system). Also, THC can last in ur system from 3 days to 3 months, it all depends on how much u smoke and the individual person, so don't just hope that it will be out by a certain number of days..