any1 been so drunk..... ?

a friend of a friends brother told me about the time he tried mushrooms with his mate and some extacy. the dude started rubbing himself on the carpet, he then went to his garden naked, the other friend was too fucked to care, he just laughed. so the dude takes his clothes off and is running around in his garden, screaming get away. his mate then went home and left him for some reason. when he came back like 6 hours later, the dude was in a bush in his backyard, naked, all bloody, he said he was being chased by penguins in iceland

i dont think its compeltely true but i almost pissed myself laughing

 

yea he's a good friend and even had his step-dad clean it up

 

LMAO, if my kid tries to pull that shit, im takin off my belt

 

never pissed myself. but have thrown up a shitload

 

this is why i don't drink

 

werd to that! i personally dont care for drinking myself either


sorry.. never pissed myself... maybe ya still need to wear diapers?

 

Ew. Never.

Unfortunately, I remember one time waking up at 3 am to my sister sitting on the staircase pissing herself, so drunk she didn't know where the bathroom was.

 

he's a nice dude we drink with him alot.

 

i woke up and found i pissed myself, i didnt fdo it while i was awake. it was a mad party, lots of passed out people, many were sick, including me. unreal hangover when i woke up man.