Need your Smartass Remarks

Beej time, bitch. And no teeth this time, or I'll fuck your ass so hard, you won't shit right for a month.

 

ready and willing

 

How about: "My other T-shirt has a six-pack"

 

I will need pictures first. Please PM them.

 

sorry rubin, he was good friend and I take offense to it. If I saw someone with a shirt like that, I'd tell em' to go fuck themselves. Just like I'm telling the both of you to go fuck yourselfs. So go take your bloody pretentious views about things and shove em' up your ass.

 

I used to have a shirt like that, but I lost it. The great part was that I made it only a few months after 9/11. Surprisingly, no one kicked my ass for it.

 

Sorry



You looked cute from far away


or


We will get along just fine as soon as you realize I'm God

Or


so whadaya want? A cookie?

 

wear it to New York next time, see how well it goes over

 

How about "i fucked a bum once and now I have herpes"

 

Fixed.....

 

or



I'm not an asshole. I'm just always right


or


I know you want me
to go away

 

or



Shouldn't you be checking out my ass?

 

for the veggies:



I'll eat meat....if you eat shit

or less vulgar

I'll eat meat .....if you eat me!

 

"Thank you for reading this t-shirt."


OR

"Legalize it! Must we breathe air?"

 

thanks guys...I've gotten some ideas, maybe my creative juices will start to flow now.

Feel free to keep 'em comin'

 

Things are funny only when they are in good taste. I am eally hoping that you just don't think rather than you have an unhuman quality about you.

 

How about these?

 

The one with babies made me laugh until I almost peed my pants! lol!

 

how about "I'd Fuck you, but the voices in my head have standards"

 

support mental health or i'll kill you.