To you I submit this question...

What is better than sex?

 

Carnitas

 

really? ):

 

no

 

Sex with a contorsionist.....Word.

 

peace of mind
independence
freedom
personal responsibility
self-invented joy





that said, i used to keep things in perspective by remembering that a good book is better than bad sex, but bad sex is better than bad pizza.

not sure if i'd agree with that statement, now.

 

mushrooms
the pleasure of not having to put up with that person afterthe sex is over (sometimes)

 

I'd have to have had sex in recent memory to make a comparison...

 

hear hear




although with the codependent mid-life crisis washed up losers i've been meeting, i feel pretty grateful i haven't had sex in quite awhile.

 

oh dear, love life not good?

I think chocalate and a cup of coffee with a good dvd can be better than sex sometimes
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i just get tired of being everybody's fucking mid-life crisis hippie fantasy.

 

And I told you that it is your own damn fault for being so damned cute and sexy. Ugly it up a little and chill!

 

I agree with Sam....

I'll take snacks and a movie. Chips and dip + me = BFF

 

hips, dips, chains, whips
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I always took mitten for a chains and whips type......

 

jacking off?...dry instant noodles with sweet chilli?

 

There are way too many things in life that are better than sex.

It would take me ages to list them all.

 

yeah cause when its good its great, but there are so many ways it can go horribly wrong
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How come no one said it...you know, Clinton's response to the question at hand: a blow job. lol

 

well I disagree with him I count blow jobs as sex
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