best demented song

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  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm not talking ICP or Dark Lotus, I am lookign for good quality music
    site the lyrics while you are at it

    I have three nominations:
    Clumsy - Our Lady Peace
    "I'll be waving my hand
    watching you drown
    watching you scream
    quiet or loud"

    Last Caress - The Misfits
    whoever doens't know this one needs shot
    "I've got something to say
    I killed a baby today
    doesn't matter much to me
    as long as it's dead

    I've got something to say
    I raped your mother today
    doesn't matter much to me
    as long as she spread"


    Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll - Guns N Roses
    "and they tell me to just ignore
    but I'd rather smoke crack out of Nancy Reagan's skull while gettting a blowjob from Tipper Gore"
    I think the blow job from Tipper Gore is enough to push this one into the lead =/
     
  2. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    Girls of Porn - Mr Bungle.

    Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
    It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
    Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

    The urge is too much to take
    All I can think about is playing with myself
    It's time to masturbate
    I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

    Ginger...Ginger

    My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
    But the girls of porn want more
    So I flip throught the pages one more time
    And I just let the jism fly

    Yeah yeah yeah

    A quarter for a peep show
    A private booth or talking to a naked whore
    XXX video
    976 and I can whack it on the phone

    Nobody's home, I'm alone
    The devil in Miss Jones
    Nobody's home, I'm alone
    Aja & John Holmes

    We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
    Hairy balls and hairy bushes
    S & M, whips and chains
    Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
    We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
    Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
    We got rape, necro & both ways
    And lots of hung studs for all you gays
    We got incest & bestiality too
    We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
    We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
    And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
    There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
    And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
    Senior citizens who love to watch
    And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

    Ain't got no woman next to me
    I just got this magazine
    And what's on the TV screen
    But that's okay with me

    I was trained to fuck you baby...
     
  3. AerialReaver

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    What the fuck is that supposed to mean. ICP and Dark Lotus is good quality music.
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    it's really not though

    it's just 'hey, look, I can say nasty stuff to a beat"
     
  5. Maryslittlebrat

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    hahaha yep, and all I can think is Gwar "Have You Seen Me" lol
    quality...hmmmm
    O Mallellys Bar is fun demented

    peace man
     
  6. junkhead

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    how do you define demented?
     
  7. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    shit that more conservative people would be ashamed to think :)
     
  8. WalkTheSky

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    Perhaps Nick Cave's version of Stagger Lee?

    "It was back in '32 when times were hard
    He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
    Stagger Lee

    He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
    Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
    Stagger Lee

    His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
    And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
    Stagger Lee

    He walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
    Till he came to a place called The Bucket of Blood
    Stagger Lee

    He said, "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am?"
    The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn"
    To Stagger Lee

    He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
    I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee
    Mr. Stagger Lee"

    Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
    And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day"
    Mr Stagger Lee

    Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
    Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
    Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
    Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
    She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
    Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
    With Stagger Lee

    She saw the barkeep, said, "Oh God, he can't be dead!
    Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"
    She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
    Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
    Mr. Stagger Lee

    "But there's something I have to say before you begin
    You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes
    in, Mr. Stagger Lee"

    "I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
    And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"
    Said Stagger Lee

    "I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
    And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
    Said Stagger Lee

    Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be
    That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
    Stagger Lee

    "Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
    And suck my dick, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
    Said Stagger Lee
    Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
    And Stag filled him full of lead"
     
  9. feral

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    Not sure if demented is really the right word, but here you go anyway....


    Louise - NoFX

    She gotta walk with a silicone cock
    Sticking in her ass, and one in her ****
    A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit
    But who's got the remote control?

    That would belong to Louise
    She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
    Mommy's little girl is gonna do as she please
    If she don't wanna get a spanking

    She likes to speak like a 6 year old brat
    Mommy discipline me, you know I've been bad
    Start with a cat then she'll move to a crop
    Neither one is willing to stop

    She knows how girls just wanna have fun
    With four piercings on each side of her labia
    A little luggage lock connecting each one
    Prevents her girl from going astray

    Slut you think you've seen your master mean?
    You better lick my puss and asshole clean
    Treat my clit like bubble gum
    Bitch make me cum

    It's time for bed she'll be secure in her head
    Between her thighs for a thorough night suck
    Along with this she'll be drinking her piss
    So Louise don't have to get up

    Two goddesses in love
    One resides below, one reigns from above
    One adorns and cuffs while one covets keys
    The purgatorial touch, of Louise
     
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