Demons

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by JesusDiedForU, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    uh oh, soaringeagle is possessed by the demons of truth and reasoning

    let's exorcise him
     
  2. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    haha few years ago was hangin at the airport i fly at, with a budy in a wheelchair..so ofcourse the first weirdo christian to see us comes over offering to heal in jesus's name..lol
    so hes layin hands on this freind.. prayin & spittin & foamimg at the mouth lookin totaly possed trying to evoke some demonic energy to heal (wernt the witches burned for healling?) & he starts screa,mming in the name of jesus i demand you get up & walk
    my freinds playin along rollin his eyes back shaking making funny nioses..
    & then pushes up as iff to stand..leavin his pants behind..just danglin his dick..& nothing else (llegs were removed right at the groin) & hes like damn i really believed u could make them grow back with all that mumbo jumbo hokus pokus..maybe ui forgot the magic wand & pixiedust..
    the guy nearly passed out..& stsrts blamming himself saying if he believed strong enough he could make his legs grow back..lol & he said hed go pray for a year & try again...

    why the hell would any gullible iddiot waste a year like that for nothing

    oh wait..i forgot about all the other impossiblities they believe
     
  3. Brother Joseph

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    I think banning for a set period is usual practice, after which the banned person is allowed back "on probation".

    If Fedup was allowed back, but Campbell's ban is permanent, then an arbitrary and unjust system does indeed exist.

    IMO, Campbell's only "offense" here was that he's strongly opinionated.
     
  4. Brother Joseph

    Brother Joseph Member

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    great story, soaringeagle...I laughed hard...glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee, as it would have been all over my screen and everywhere else.
     
  5. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    Appreciate the imput brother joseph
     
  6. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Ummm, Fedup hasn't been banned at all. He had other things going on.

    So I guess the system is JUST and not arbitrary, according to your logic, right?

    BTW, discussing the banned is itself a bannable offense. You've been warned.
     
  7. Brother Joseph

    Brother Joseph Member

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    Just the same, Fedup...new screen name's about it.
     
  8. Brother Joseph

    Brother Joseph Member

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    I didn't know what had happened to Fedup.

    But yeh, the rules are the rules, I'll shut up.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The universe is made up of sub-atomic particles each with it's opposite charge, to deny this it to deny the universal laws of physics.

    Hotwater
     
  10. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Amen, brother, Amen! ;)

    Fear is how Christian Terrorists recruit more good, tolerant and peaceful people into their warmongering, intolerant ways...

    Fear God!
    Fear Hell!
    Fear Sin!
    Fear Apocalypse!
    Fear Eternal Damnation!

    What great recruiting tools!

    It's called mind control, and it's exactly what all Cults and Terror organizations do to recruit and keep their sheep.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Brother Joseph

    Brother Joseph Member

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    Fedup, glad to hear that about your biz.

    My concern was about your health...didn't you have some heart problems awhile back?
     
  12. FreakerSoup

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    Not always. Ions are unequally charged. And even if it were completely true, that doesn't mean everything has an opposite. You don't know that everything has an opposite, you just extrapolated from some isolated examples. It's faulty logic.
     
  13. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Back on topic...

    Well I guess that means there NEVER were ANY demons before Jesus came. I guess Jesus is then responsible for bringing all these Demons to our planet, no?

    Thanks Jesus for importing DEMONS into our midst, when there were none before! What a kind, loving gesture!

    Oh wait, that's right Demons must be just ANOTHER CHRISTIAN LIE along with all the others...

    Fear Sin!
    Fear God!
    Fear Hell!
    Fear Satan!
    Fear Demons!
    Fear Apocalypse!
    Fear Eternal Damnation!

    So if only Jesus can remove these fears, then it follows that HE is the CAUSE of them all to begin with!
     
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