How can i tell my mom i smoke?

i smoke "herbs" and i want to tell my mom but i'm afraid she will flip out, i know my aunt did, but my mom said she never drank and never smoked and shes like overprotective, allot of my friends moms don't mind them smoking and everything but i don't like to keep secrets from her, my best friend died from inhalants and hes the one that got me smoking but i know i would never do anything else, i know "green" is not as bad as cigs and i never smoked a cig, before i started smoking i did my research and i only smoke on weekends but i want my mom to know but some how i have the "perfect" mom that never did anything wrong.... she doesnt even really know i cuss.

and sorry about my age before it was messed up. im not 37 lol

 

hahahahahaha hahaha ha

 

quite helpfull are we?

 

If you're having problems like this at age 37, you need to seriously re-evaluate your life. Another option is you can just blow sweet sticky smoke in her face and say "Yo lady, go make me a sandwich before I slap yo assssss." That approach worked well with my mom

 

ok then

hey just be like mom im a god damn adult and i smoke weed. wanna hit this spleef with me and see what she says

 

is it just me or do you love having people make you sandwiches and then eatting said sandwiches??

I would agree with the reevaluation of this lady's life at 37.

 

Have I mentioned this before? Haha. I don't recall. I just like puttin' people in their place. And that place is usually in the kitchen... hahaha.

 

^ Lmao mmmmmmm, kitchen

 

grow some cajones my 37 year old friend.

 

hahahahah

 

My mom is the same way. I'm pretty sure my dad knows i smoke and drink and he lets me do it because he did it too and trusts me not to take it too far. But my mom has never done anything and drinks maybe a beer or a glass of wine at the holidays and that's it, ever. I told her eventually that I have smoked before and i will probablly smoke again. I just told her in a casual way, and that I knew the facts about MJ and I am smoking ina way that it doesn't effect my life in a negative way. She jsut told me i shouldn't do it and then left it at that.

 

I'm not even gonna bother trying to come up with something funny or insightful, im too damn tired.

 

just wear a tye die short with a huge pot leaf on it, while reeking of patchouli next time you see her. if she doesnt get the message, its a message she doesnt wanna get, and has already surpressed. She loves you, she's yer mom, but that doesnt make her stupid.

 

Well I thought you had but then I couldn't find the post, and I thought I had lost my mind. But I finally found it (the use of the word sammich threw me off)

taken from this thread http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=231384

 

Yeah, SD is very into the whole forcing people to make her sandwiches thing, it's pretty awesome actually.

 

If she didn't live in the northeast, I make her plent of sammiches

 

How do you tell your mom you smoke?

Through interpretive dance.

 

make a hand shadow puppet in the design of a marijuana leaf while she tucks you in at night.

 

Wasn't there a thread on how to tell your parents you smoke pot?
Maybe try using the search button... I would find it but i'm sick as hell and I gotta go to sleep before my parents walk in and find me on the computer...

 

HAHHA seriously this has to be the funniest shit i've read all day!! hahaaaahaha