girls how big is good?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by toocleen, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. DeathRowDisco

    DeathRowDisco Member

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    Hahahaha...
    That's the spirit!

    If you're both having fun at the time, who gives a shit? And don't pay attention to anything that anybody says after you break up. Ever. My husband's ex girlfriend told me all kinds of silly lies about him to try to break us up. Ex's do that sometimes, and then we all grow up and get over it.
     
  2. *Andy*

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    I'm going to have to change my previous statement.

    I'm fine with even 2' it doesnt matter at all. I actually prefer smaller "bite-sized" dicks. Yummy :drool: I'd rather my partner having a 3 inch wang than an 8 inch any day, but it really doesnt matter.
     
  3. Cutted

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    Biida - 13" would give your boyfriend the biggest penis ever made. I don't think any human penis has ever gone over 12", even for Johnny Wadd and the black porn stars.
     
  4. SlickyPants

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    "Well, even a 747 would look small when its flying through the Grand Canyon."

    You can thank Tom Arnold for that zinger.

    Seriously though, 4-5" is plenty big for me. It's not how big it is but how you use it.

    Drifting slightly off-topic... Cutted: have you ever heard of the legend of Gregori Rasputin's schlong? It is believed to be 11" flaccid. When he was killed some guy hacked it off and somehow it ended up in a pickle jar in some museum. The curator refuses to allow DNA testing so there is no proof that it is Rasputins cock or human for that matter... It could be just another phallusy. *ducks!*
     
  5. Ass1over

    Ass1over Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Funny, very funny stuff here :)
     
  6. Cutted

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    I have seen a picture of Rasputin's penis - I think it is a horse's. It is kept in a jar of fromaldihyde somewhere in Russia.

    I still maintain that a 13 inch penis would be the largest ever built, and it is of no more value than Anna Nicole Smith's breasts - only so much is needed to perform the functions for which the organs are designed. The rest is surplusage --a freak of nature or technology.
     
  7. Wasteland

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    I think Biida has to be embellishing. The largest human penis on record is 13.5in. in length, and 6.25in. in width. It was documented in the early 1900s by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.
     
  8. Biida

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    I swear I am not embellishing; only making my contribution to the thread. Believe or disbelieve as you wish. Doesn't bother me. :) Happy Monday!
     
  9. wldgrl1031

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    Its not how big or small it is its how you use it. I've been with guys that were huge and they didn't know what they were doing, but the guy with the smallest was actually the best.
     
  10. Ass1over

    Ass1over Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I believe you... It is just hard to imagine a tiny girl like you handeling a monster like that!! LOL Especially for anal!!!!
     
  11. LJDV

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    That is insanity!! Too bad he's not gay...Haha. I would love to see that.
     
  12. rasprophecy

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    LOL @ this thread...
     
  13. HellYes69

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    this kinda is on topic but i was wondering if a big dick like 8.5 like mine or in biidas case 13 would really hurt and would shy away from taking it?
     
  14. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    If you're not careful, yes.
     
  15. Lofty

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    Lol how many guys ( in your own mind ) are talking rubbish on your size...

    and 13" long and as thick as your wrist.....excuse me whilst i laugh my ass off ...
     
  16. rasprophecy

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    13 inches long, as thick as a wrist? LLLOOOLLL!!!! gurl thats some straight animal dick... this is hip forums, your probly a dude anyway... frontin as a female.
     
  17. apollo

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    She's Canadian--so she means 13 CENTIMETERS! hahahah
     
  18. ButtonGear

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    Sorry, Biida, it's not that we don't belive you ... er ... maybe it IS that we don't believe you ...

    Anyway, with a claim of a 13-Inch penis, I think there needs to be some photographic evidence accompanying it. I look forward to seeing the pics ... what's that you say - no pictures available? mm hmm, I thought so. :rolleyes:

     
  19. villafokker

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    i'm 7 or so........but i'm not sure, thats what a girl once told me. she also said i would destroy her lol........=/ she is 16
     
  20. Lady of the Freaks

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    honest answer...6 to 8 inches hard, nice and fat...that's the ideal. smaller is fine as long as the guy isn't neurotic about it...but they usually are, and that's a drag. bigger is fine as long as the guy is very patient and majorly into foreplay. but even more important than size...the plumbing has got to work right...that means no impotence or premature ejaculation....and you don't need a woman to work on you for an hour to get you hard. sorry man, that just spoils the moment.
     

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