The Big Lebowski

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by shuablazed, Apr 25, 2007.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Surely you can't be serious.
    I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
    Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
    Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
    Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
     
  3. Posthumous

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    Roger: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
    Tower: Tower's radio clearance, over.
    Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur, over.
    Tower: Roger.
    Roger: Huh?
    Tower: Roger, over.
    Roger & Oveur: Huh?
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

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    Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
    Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
    Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
    Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
    Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
    Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
    Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
     
  5. madcrappie

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    I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffin glue
     
  6. Peanuts

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    I was going to mention Airplane. LOL. Another great one. Stupid humor but so damn funny.
     
  7. Peanuts

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    My husband has been saying this lately. :)
     
  8. shuablazed

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    lol Airplane is another great one, and it's so wonderfully quotable.
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Female announcer: Captain Oveur, white curtesy phone. Captain Clarence Oveur, white curtesy phone.
    Female announcer: [Oveur picks up the red phone] No, the white phone.
     
  10. texasmade3

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    airplane is my favorite movie of all time. i laugh so hard i start to hurt everytime i watch it
     
  11. Brother Joseph

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    It's been a long time, but I think that was followed by "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
     

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