The Big Lebowski

Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

 

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

 

Roger: We have clearance, Clarence.
Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur, over.
Tower: Roger.
Roger: Huh?
Tower: Roger, over.
Roger & Oveur: Huh?

 

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

 

I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffin glue

 

I was going to mention Airplane. LOL. Another great one. Stupid humor but so damn funny.

 

My husband has been saying this lately.

 

lol Airplane is another great one, and it's so wonderfully quotable.

 

Female announcer: Captain Oveur, white curtesy phone. Captain Clarence Oveur, white curtesy phone.
Female announcer: [Oveur picks up the red phone] No, the white phone.

 

airplane is my favorite movie of all time. i laugh so hard i start to hurt everytime i watch it

 

It's been a long time, but I think that was followed by "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"