Simpletons attempt to BAN Fahrenheit 451!

my ex boyfriend once asked the guy stocking the veggies where the cucumbers "ribbed for her pleasure" were.

 

This same friend also likes to take LSD, dress up as Satan, and run around.

 

Did she answer with "Oh yeah baby, oh yeah yeah!"

?

 

well, he was a guy. he was embarassed and couldn't look me in the eye after i winked at him.

 

Oh man, I would love to have a complete stranger ask me that.

At the beginning of my freshman year in college I was in Walmart with some people I just met, and there were some other kids there, and one of them was acting like he's retarded (doing a really good job at it too)...

I jumped at him and started humping his leg...

The people I was with in Walmart never talked to me again...

 

my mom likes to pretend she's mentally handicapped when she goes shopping with us. sometimes she'll just sit in the middle of the aisle or hide in the racks of clothes. it drives my sister NUTS.

 

Man, that's just honestly awesome.

 

she tells people passing by "she hits me" and yells "HALLO!" at everyone. she once hid in the racks and yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" at a girl shopping. (she read that in an email.)

 

Oh man, I wish I had people like that in my family...

At least I have friends who are as wonderful

 

my mom constantly wears various vineyard shirts, though i have a hilarious picture of her watering ou lawn in my skinny puppy shirt.

 

you probably think this thread is about you don't you?

 

why do you say that?

 

clouds in my coffee

 

if i drink liquor made by monks, the alcohol will of course end up in my bloodstream. does that count as taking the lord's name in vein?

 

MY LORD, i've had that phrase stuck in my head for a few days now! either your a mind read or you're a celestial ear worm.

 

in our separate corners of the cosmos, we share a common wormhole

 

i'm waiting for that to be printed on a shirt and the photos posted.