you know what drives me CRAZY?

have you met these ppl? the ppl who speak computer slang, verbally? this is getting more popular and its making me homicidal. i used to work with this fucking kid who would say (and i quote) "lololololololololololol" it really pissed me off, cuz i was like "why dont you just... laugh out loud?" and then preppy girls mostly who say "jk" its so stupid. why? why do they do this? its so fucking retarded. sorry i just had to rant

 

I know what you mean. I swear if I hear lol jk outta someones mouth one more time im gonna punch the person in the face.

 

Its fucking retarded. I agree. If I do it, I say it in the dumbest voice possible and only making fun of someone else.

 

i bet you love that new cell phone commerical where they have subtitles for the little girl speaking in text

 

i srsly never heard anyone use a messaging term and be serious about it.

 

oh yea its my favorite.

 

I was in a meeting the other day and a pretty professional looking woman, probably in her early twenties, let out an 'omg jk'... It's getting worse than I thought...

 

Meh, just ignore it?

 

yesterday i finally figured out what IMO meant.
i really don't care for internet slang, i learned how to type using mavis beacon when i was like 8 years old. i just use the full word, even if my spelling is kinda bad sometimes, and my sentences run on... cuz i lose thought process quickly like now. i'm blazed.

 

l2p nub LOL u hav AIDS!!1!!!

 

yesterday, during lunch break, i heard a guy tell another guy to "stfu or gtfo"

'or' was the only actual word he said, i almost hit him

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMFG WTF. (In real life, I would say oh my fuckin god what the fuck).

I had a similar experience. This cheap ass guy who thought he was all cool was like, "BTW, blah blah blah" he actually said B T W. BY the way has less syllables anyway!
so annoying.
i have said lol before, just to be stupid, when something wasn't actually funny.
heh.

 

dude its all about the penguins man, definately about the penguins

 

you know, i had to think about that one for a while, and then i thought to myself.... you know what... he's right. it is all about the penguins...
and the seals....

 

yeah dude wordddddddd

 

lol wtf idk omg

 

At my school j/k and L.O.L. are used rarely, but there is one girl who will not stop using these.

 

zomg no wai liek omg wtf bbq

 

I can't stand it.
A mate of mine always says "HAHA GG" (as in 'haha good game') which he got cos of WOW (that game is a cancer). I always punch him when he says it.
I don't understand cos I never read 'lol' or 'omg' as "el oh el" or "oh em gee". I read it as the words they are meant to stand for. So when I was "omg" I hear "oh my god" in my mind.
Hence, I have never spoken in internet language.

 

ive heard people joke around and say "jk" but ive never heard that type of slang used seriously...or atleast i hope all the times i heard it that is was being said in a joking manner...

i feel like its 1984 where they fuck up the langauge.....pretty soon we'll all be talking in "lol" "omg" talk....great....