Allow me to be Blunt with you

So i lost my job the other day due to lay offs.

So when i goes to get me my bag, i sez to my man (the big man), i sez:

Yo I lost my job. Can i get me some unemployed peoples discount?

Big man he sez 'Ight. Next time going forward take ten off.'

Niiice.

 

that looks poorly rolled

 

i thoguht blunts are meant to be thick and cigar like? no one smokes them over here id like to try tho.


cigars are often too expensive to buy, ill see about blunt wraps.

 

Blunt wraps are generally smaller than cigars.

 

that blunt looks just fine if ya ask me... dont hate, appreciate, that thing would get me BAKED

 

in arizona (usa) a blunt is cigar wrapping with bud inside. they usually holow out cigars . but that was just there. its COOL cus u can get peach and everything

 

Blunts are the same everywhere, Fandango. Cigars with herb inside. Whether it's from a BLUNTWRAP or a GUTTED CIGAR is irrelivent.


Anyways, I hate blunts.

 

I dont know what you wanna call them, but the cigar paper and weed combo is a blunt to me. Phillies Blunts happen to be a brand of cigars used for blunt making purposes. Probably where they got the name from but hey what do i know. In my case i use a green Dutch Masters Cigar ($1.00). I dont know what the brand name is, but the cigar is green. The other types they got is a 'regular' dutch for .75 ( see i'm a snob - i only smoke $1 blunts - ) and then some honey flavored junk that is shit. Dog shit on a sunny day. Other brands are White Owl which are .75 and are big in brooklyn. There are more but i dont know them. In my opinion steer clear of flavored papers. Here in these pictures, which i've shrunk somewhat, are a Dutch Master, and my last blunt for the day. Good night.

 

boy did i fuck that up

 

decent blunt man.

try not to so rough with it, otherwise happy tokin

 

bout to roll a blunt myself....

 

why r blunts so popular in america?

 

cuz everythings bigger in texas!

 

blunts are good cause they burn slower then joints and can be made bigger, so whether you're smoking alone or with a group of people, you're guaranteed to get STONED

 

Blunts produce a helluva lot of smoke, ever tried hotboxing a tent with a blunt? Fucks you up for hours. Also, the really cool thing about blunts is that you can get them in flavours (eg; blueberry, chocolate, or, my personal favourite, jamaican rum). Anyone ever tried rollng a flavoured blunt skin with flavoured tobacco? You get some crazy flavours. One I suggest is to use a blueberry blunt with cherry vanilla hand rolling tobacco for a "fruity" smoke (don't forget to put some green in too!). Hehe, enjoy!

 

I wouldnt be surprised if it is a New World invention, what with all the tobacco plantations throughout North America and the Carribean. I figure that tobacco leaf was used for rolling for years before papers came about. I've heard of rastas using dried banana leaf. I myself have had to use phone book yellow pages.

 

i wouldnt need to finnish a blunt usually.. but yeah it would be good for groups, caus joints go down real quick in thsoe situations


id love to try flavoured tobacco.. but theyre pretty strict about age at the big tobacco place i know of (a tobacconist but.. mainyl for pipes and cigars and higher class stuff)

 

Ummm..... yeah, I smoke blunts too.


[SORRY I'M STONED]

 

The United Nations (UN) as you may or may not know is a gathering of delegates from many countries whose job it is to resolve our worlds problems. And now YOU TOO can hold a United Nations Council.

For us a 'UN' is a blunt made up of a couple of days worth of blunt roaches AKA 'the delegates.'

This bad boy will solve ALL the worlds problems. It is saturated with resinated gooey blackness from the depths of hell. I imagine this is what Tommy Chongs lungs look like. Each UN council will take an average of 3.2 months off your life. If left with a fully stocked kitchen you will binge like an olsen twin.

Why cant we all get along like these fine delegates?

 

Those roaches must reeeek!!