Have You Ever? Game

Yes, yet another game. haha
So, Ima ask you if youve ever done seomthing before, and then you gotta answer the question and then following your answer should be a new "Have you ever...? question.

Ready?



Have you ever had chickenpox? When?

 

Yes when i was 4, and theres a picture of me completely naked covered in spots by my back door and i look hardcore. And no, its not going online.

 

youre supposed to make a new "Have you ever?" question :-(
Ill do it for ya:
Have you ever found a huge chunk of weed just sitting on the ground in a public area? (I have!)

 

lol no.

ever had sex in a portalloo while drunk? its horrible

 

no, you wouldnt find me in a portalloo ever



have you ever gave anyone a hitler?

 

whats a hitler??

 

Yes, no, no, NO.


Have you ever broken a bone? If so, then what bone/s.

I never have...I'm pretty sure my bones are indestructable lol

 

No

Have you ever pissed a cactus? It's not nice.

 

No, have you ever had an out of body experience when tripping?

 

Hell yes! Have you ever seen a pink elephant?

 

No. I've never seen a pink elephant.

Have you ever jacked off at work ? LOL

 

Yes!
i mean...
oh fuck.
anyways:
Have you ever smoked up bigtime before a family get-togehter, and then struggled to grip on reality while trying to hold an extremely deathly-boring dinner table conversation???
I have, it sucks. Especially when youre speaking German.

 

yes. i only did it for the wonderful food though. it was orgasmic

have you ever been attacked by a dog?

 

Yes I have, just recently my boyfriends crazy dog attacked me when he was actually letting me pet him and I still have a mark from it, I'd say its been about a month and I still have a long cut on my arm.
Have you ever actually been in and bought something from a health food store?

 

yes I have been in and bought something from a health food store.

have you ever eaten amazing german chocolate fudge cake before?? mmmmmmmm im eating it now and its orgasmic.,

 

Yes. I have it everytime I go to visit my grandma (also, I'm right there with you in jerking at work! lol j/k SICKO!).


Have you ever been so stoned you wanted to cry because you felt like you were gonna be perma-stoned or die? (The first time I got really high I almost cried then I had such short term memory I was like...fuck, why was I about to cry? then i watched Scrubs!)

 

No, not stoned. But i was so fucked up on DXM i thought i was mentally retarded for the rest of my life, and cryed asking god to take my life or making me my normal self again.

 

oops...have you ever wanted to fuck an asian for some reason, like really get the urge? I have.

 

Um...yeah i guess so. There is this hot asian porn star and a few hot asian girls at my school I want to fuck, but it's not jsut like "Oh God i need to fuck some asian chick, NOW!" it's more like "damn that asian is hot...".

BTW, me and my cousin were trippin on DXM and he kept asking me if we were gonna die lol, it was funny. I can't do DXM anymore cause it kills my stomach. Me and my cousin did it for 2 1/2 weeks straight, taking 10-20 pills a day...it fucked up my stomach real bad.

Have you ever been so pissed off that you punched a hole through a wall or window? (I do it all the time! lol)

 

godamnit man...
you should see the walls in my room i swear i dont
want plaster walls when i move out
thats a major yes

have you ever had a deep conversation with your cat?
ik i have