Done by ICU, originally written and performed by The Nightcrawlers, a somewhat obscure garage band from the 60's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0qofsXXS90
Hahaha! I watched it at about 3:00 in the morning when I was dead tired, and almost everything makes sense to me during that time. I watched it a second time today and thought the same as you, madcrappie. My opinion of the egg still stands, though.