Have You Ever? Game

No.

Do you fight with your own mind. Like there are two minds inside of you and they are always arguing and talking about stupid shit then you realize your just one person???

Well I Do!

 

Yes, sometimes. It happens in the deep, deep thinking mode.
Have you ever made an amazing & narrow escape from being caught smoking? If so, what happened?

 

i was coming home from my buddies house and i REAKED like weed and i got in the house and i could smell it on me (at this time my sister had a frog that smelled HORRIBLE) and my mom was upstairs and she came down and was like "holy fuck, what the hell is that smell?" and i dunno what came over me but it was so smooth and i was like "no clue, but i've smelled it ever since we got the frog"


have you ever came in from smoking two huge joints and your parents decide it's time for a big long talk about your future? it's a total buzzkill

 

Can't say that I have.

Have you ever been chased by a herd of cows 1200 feet up on a mountain after smoking a couple blunts?

 

No, but when I was in Texas me and my friends smoked a couple of joints and 10 minutes later a group of 20 or so Javelina's attacked out camp and we had to throw shoes at them and shit lol


Have you ever been really damn high infront of a cop and you really have no clue how he didn't catch on?

 

Yes, pretty much every time I'm in an urban environment.

Have you ever thought your life was on repeat because of crazy deja vu?

 

all the damn time. Or that I can see into the future. I have deja vu soo much.


Have you ever smoked your weed with someone, then find out (after the peson left) that the rest of it is gone because the bastard stole it while you weren't lookin?

 

oooooh yes and never again...thers photos of me wasted at bros 21st bday meal


have you ever smashed an intrument over sum1's head?

 

aye had police and my mum talkin to me bought me future and that we wer maybe gna move n be poor n shit and i was so high i was like floating and laughin at everythin they shouted at me was gr8

ever seen ure own 2 sister dogs 69? i have...its horrible

 

No. Just against a wall.

Have you ever been so high that you have had a joint in your mouth jump into a lake and wonder why the joint is not working anymore?

 

i don't believe i have.

ever kissed a sea lion? i have

 

No, but I kissed an Otter.


Have you ever been in a public bathroom and seen 2 people having sex in the middle of the floor, right between the stalls and the sinks? I haven't lol

 

i had an out of OBE one time while on DXM, that is some crazy shit.

have you ever taken a dump in someone elses car? i havent but my friend did, it was the sickest thing ever.

 

No, cause i'm not disgusting or a dick.
Have you ever jumped out of a moving vehicle?

I did, its was only going a few MPH (like 7-8) and I landed on grass. It hurt like a bitch, but I made $5!

 

lhlhl;h

Lol, I haven't but that reminds me of a funny story. Some chick broke a really nice bowl that he had just bought and didn't apolgize or anything, so he went outside and pissed all over the interior of her car. I don't think she ever could get the smell completely out of her car.

Have you ever smoked a quad and drank copious amounts of So Co on a Monday night?

 

i can definately say i have not


have you ever drank a whole jar of pickle juice?

 

i have

have you ever fingered someones ass?

 

u have?! hahahaha


no i havne't fingered someone's ass...

hav eyou fingered someones ass?!?!?!?

 

yes


have you ever been "pantsed" in public?

 

no i dont even know what that is.

have you ever eaten a cockroach?