...and this year's words of wisdom are: Masturbate left-handed. Otherwise, you have to cross over to click the mouse. It doesn't matter how many times people have heard the song, "Piano Man", they still LOVE that fucking song.... Being gay is the best fitness program ever.... Most Americans are so retarded, it's almost adorable. The former being said, no matter what they tell you, people still crave substance and soul. Just as there are straight people out there who have never had gay sex and have difficulty fathoming it, there's also PLENTY of gay people who have never had straight sex and have difficulty fathoming it. Self-image is just an illusion. Turkey bacon is just better... it tastes the same and has half the fat. 18 year old self.... this is your 28 year old self... You're a fucking moron for smoking cigarettes.... you're gonna be hooked on that shit for at least 10 years...... Remember the 80's...?? And parents then would say, "Go play outside!" And you'd go outside... and play out there.. with the neighborhood kids.. Ya know, ride yer bikes and stuff... build forts out in the woods.....That was pretty cool, wasn't it... Making music is sorcery at it's finest. and lastly..... If there's a road to hell, I swear it's probably just an extension of I-95.
Happy 28th... you've amassed ten years of wisdom as an adult, Sounds like you're on board with the adage that youth is wasted on the young.
ahh 95 sucks. hopefully your next 28 years can get a bit better and improve to those that was wasted.
and this year's words of wisdom are: Masturbate left-handed. Otherwise, you have to cross over to click the mouse. That's handy....... It doesn't matter how many times people have heard the song, "Piano Man", they still LOVE that fucking song.... hahahaha Being gay is the best fitness program ever.... Most Americans are so retarded, it's almost adorable. ehh ummm The former being said, no matter what they tell you, people still crave substance and soul. Just as there are straight people out there who have never had gay sex and have difficulty fathoming it, there's also PLENTY of gay people who have never had straight sex and have difficulty fathoming it. Self-image is just an illusion. Turkey bacon is just better... it tastes the same and has half the fat. no way! regular bacon is so much better but yeah, turkey bacon is cheaper 18 year old self.... this is your 28 year old self... You're a fucking moron for smoking cigarettes.... you're gonna be hooked on that shit for at least 10 years...... hahahaha yeah Remember the 80's...?? And parents then would say, "Go play outside!" And you'd go outside... and play out there.. with the neighborhood kids.. Ya know, ride yer bikes and stuff... build forts out in the woods.....That was pretty cool, wasn't it... those days were fun Making music is sorcery at it's finest. and lastly..... If there's a road to hell, I swear it's probably just an extension of I-95. i can believe that
Haha, happy 28 man Those are all so true too, especially the masturbation, piano man, americans, music, and ehh... ciggs I guess... I'm probably gonna kick my ass when I'm 28 for smoking as well. But you know...the gay thing... every gay person I know seems to go through at least an attempt at an exercise routine, no matter how they look. I swear, every one. Anyhow, have a good one
If there's one positive trend the gay community has going for it, it's this.... perhaps the cause for it is rather shallow, but nonetheless, we do have a higher standard.
