From the bacteria, from the greedy, blood-sucking mosquitos and shit-sniffing animals somehow arose these bipedal stringbeans, or, in the case of Americans, round globs of fat waddling from McDonald's to Wendy's for their post-Big Mac Frostee, we like to call homosapiens. Wise man? Wise man my fucking ass. What was wise about Adolf Hitler, or Seung (if that's how you spell it, I don't respect him enough to look it up) Cho? But StayLoose, you say, what about love? WHAT ABOUT IT HUH? Love? The hormones and endorphins in my brain that are constantly telling me to fuck the shit out of every skank I see, telling me to spread my superior seed throughout the land? The world doesn't DESERVE more of me. Fuck love. I'm keeping my genetic code to myself, baby. Maybe for a million dollars I'll sell you a few of my sperm, but I'm not about to give any of these clowns, smearing bat shit on their eyes to try to attract a mate, the pleasure of the bone-shakin' multiple spasmic orgasms I have no choice but to deliver when I make sweet love... because that's just how I roll, all or nothin', and I can't find anybody worth all of it. I think I'm going to go read some Kafka, smoke three packs, and watch some Jerry Springer. Oh, homosapiens... P.S. this is a joke, see the thread "Ramblings" to get it
Okay Stayloose, just make sure the folks listening know you're joking. Otherwise they might send you to a psych ward or what some people call a Correctional Facility. Then again, in Alabama the prose you're coming out with is probably about normal on a good day. With any luck, you'll get re-elected.
what exactly was the joke tho dude? I think only you and one other person understood. Were you completely nuked out on a spliff loaded with white widow or something like that?
What the fuck... I think you've been smoking too much white widow man. Everybody was saying that her stuff was too optimistic... now do you get it?
We can't really judge whether Dylanzeppelin's work is too optimistic or not, because we've only seen 3 short (and exceptionally good) compositions and a very sincere photograph of a shy young lady who reminds me of my au pair. We will need to see more photographic evidence to assertain her writing skills.
I think we need a picture of the pen she uses to write with when not at a keyboard then we can determine how optimistic she is- so come on show us your pen. Infact everyone who writes here should show a picture of their pen even if its just a shitty biro that you walked out of a bookies shop with THIS is exactly the same pen as I use but without the writing its a bic 0209802 series e with the counterwound spring
