Stoner tips for staying out of trouble

i think we should have a list. juswt simple things that could possibly get someone busted. since thats what i notice normally fucks people over.

ill start it

Always deleate text messages that have to do with drugs/booze/sneaking out/ etc.

next person add

 

Don't wear Marijuana t-shirts, not only does it give away your secret, but it makes you look like a tool.

Don't smoke at school/work

Have a good hiding place for your car. Mine goes in a dummy WD40 can, although if you try to use the can, it does indeed have oil in it.

 

dont post shit about drugs ect on myspace and make sure my your friends dont too. Also make it private.

Dont smoke in your car cops arent stupid.

 

Have eyedrops handy.

 

Correction: park your car and toke. Cause clam-baking fuckin rocks.

Anyways, I'll add mine: use cologne and breathmints.

 

Cologne, axe, and other body sprays are not the way to go. Rub yourself down with a dryer sheet after smoking.. works like a charm.

And.. got red eye problems? Visine-A is your answer.. out of all the products I've used, that is without a doubt the fastest acting and even removes the gloss.

 

Don't hang out around dumbasses.

 

IMO the best is Clear Eyes Redness relief, makes everything go away somehow, redness, chinkeyes, lazy eyes, it's insane, my eyes go from red slits to perfect in like 3 mins

I definitely agree with the dryer sheet, using axe just makes you smell like you just smoked bud and tried to cover it up, dryer sheet works with just enough scent that it doesn't smell like your goin to prom

 

o yes park your car to smoke thats brilliant advice. You should always do your smoking at home and keep your weed and etc at home if you can.

 

no no no to posting pictures on myspace/facebook of you and your friends smoking.
and parking and smoking is ten times WORSE than driving and smoking!
a random car parked somewhere looks rather suspicious..

 

^^ glad to see someone else thinks its a bad idea


lots of people i know have gotten arrested driving around and parking to smoke

 

look at all those beautiful folk in that new photo

 

Smoking in a car in general is a big no-no. I was sitting in a car waiting for a friend to get back from the ATM machine when out of nowhere the driver (who I barely know, aside from the fact that he's a moron) pulls out a big glass pipe and lights up right there. We were parked in a handicapped spot, in a well-lit area, parked directly in front of an ATM booth that undoubtedly had cameras in it and this guy still saw no problem with doing that shit.

Some other bad ideas:

-Driving while stoned
-Smoking in your parent's house if they don't approve (neither cool nor smart)
-Smoking anywhere on public property or near a school
-Owning a glass water bong while living with parents

 

I just want to clarify your last rule. You shouldn't own a glass water bong while living with your parents if they don't approve of you smoking. My mom walked in on me packing a bowl on my bong and just asked me a question and left.

It should say that you shouldn't own a glass water bong if you live with someone against you smoking. Which would suck because I love my bong.

 

another good rule to live by is never break 2 laws at once. like if your high and driving, obey every single traffic law. cuase thats how alotta people get busted.

 

never smoke a fatty in front of a police officer.

 

don't get lazy when you're hiding stuff. All the times I have gotten in trouble is when I used a shitty spot because it was convenient for one occasion and then got into the habit of using it and eventually began overlooking its relatively poor stealthiness. It only takes once....

 

If you get pulled over, stick the baggy of bud in your crack, works like a charm. Also dont use a bowl too often in a car. :\

 

Its funny tho, because so many of these rules only apply to the US...
Its gonna be so hard getting used to all that again when I come back to America...
Here in Berlin where Ive lived for the past 8/9 months, its not at all like the US.
You can smoke wherevah you want.
You can smoke in your car.
Walking down the street.
And paraphanalia isnt illegal.
Oh well....

 

this is quality advise

also about the bong rule, if you have a spot where it is able to be hidden with very little chance of being found, go ahead and get one.
to expand on the bong rule
for christs sake please dont keep your bong in your car. and especially dont smoke it in your car. the only place where its ok to clambake your car is in your driveway